...the end...

...the end...

tennis with mad man...

i dreamed that i played tennis with a mad man...as the aliens pummelled us with shit .

...the cat...

i dreamed that the cat fell off the roof...into a land of prehistoric badgers .

my pineapple...

i dreamed that my pineapple...beat the shit out of my banana...then threw it to a monkey .

pink , puffy ferry...

i dreamed i trapped  a pink  , puffy ferry inside my pillow...he just sat there .

the tiger and the mountain...

i dreamed that a tiger fell off a mountain and died while chasing a duck .

the secret of oral sex...

billy dreamed that his penis was turning into a swallow...and as oral sex was being performed on him...he kept on saying..." swallow , swallow " .

egomaniac rat...

...i dreamed that the rat grew wheels for legs...and became an egomaniac .

...the ferries and the water...

i dreamed that the ocean was poured into the lake...and the ferries skimmed the soup off the top .

the universe...

i dreamed that the universe was washed into a plastic bag...then set adrift to sea .

bad rat...

last night i dreamed that a rat ate my banjo .

the fate of the world...

i dreamed that the world fell into tiny pieces...and was smoked into another dimension .

the ping-pong monster...

i dreamed that i played a killer , green , slimy monster a game of ping-pong...he cheated and i pretended not to notice .

parallel universe...

i dreamed my soul was flushed down the toilet into a parallel universe .

the giant skate...

i dreamed that the giant skate jumped out of the water and danced across the sky .

eternally melting sun...

i dreamed that my horse grew tired of this universe...and flew into the reality of of a naked , eternally melting sun .

...the biggest smile...

i dreamed that i saw these dead people playing poker on a tombstone in a graveyard...and the one with the biggest smile was bluffing .

a cow story...

i dreamed that my cow sucked her own utter to the bone...then stuck it up up her nose .

johnny dick...

...i dreamed that johnny dick and the suckers...played a gig at the penis a-go-go .

king solomon...

l saw king solomon...dressed like a turtle...sinking into the midnight sky .