Friday, February 7, 2014

FIRE DANCER

I DREAMED I WAS DANCING ON FIRE...AND I SPRAINED MY ANKLE .

Thursday, February 6, 2014

the aliens...

I dreamed the aliens came down and replaced all the rodents with one super rodent...called rodent plus . And didn't the kids love them .
I dreamed that Jesus came back to earth . He rounded up all the squirrels...then went back to heaven . 

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

I dreamed that every humanoid was hollowed out...

I dreamed that every humanoid was hollowed out of their soul and sent away to a distant planet...the planets name...earth !!!

Monday, February 3, 2014

weird shit and such...

I dreamed that the turd of discontent...threw up into the ass hole of confusion and sexual ambiguity... and licked its own nuts in the lake of bastardized reality . 

Sunday, February 2, 2014

trout of contention...

I dreamed that the trout of contention , swam up the lake of  misery , into the ass hole of despair...and ordered a cheese burger , an onion rings and a strawberry milkshake .

Saturday, February 1, 2014

ball of shit...

I dreamed that the world became a ball of shit...hurdling toward the sun . Then I realized that I was not dreaming .