i dreamed i was calm...

I DREAMED I WAS A CLAM...AND A SEAGULL TOOK ME A MILE UP INTO THE SKY...TOLD ME HE WAS GAY...THEN DROPPED ME TO THE ROCKS BELOW .

cat videos

I dreamed that people were torturing me ; commanding me to make cat videos .

clam church

I dreamed I went to clam church on the bottom of the ocean . All I remember is hymn # 147 , " Let's bash those fucking lobsters " .

non-swimming fish

I dreamed that I was a fish that couldn't swim . So I just sat on the bottom of the ocean and toked dope all day long .

my ice cream dream...

fuck you ??? what do you mean...fuck me...fuck you , ass hole...watch who you are calling ass hole...ass hole...fuck you...yea , go fuck yourself...yea , fuck yourself...fuck you...right...fuck you...FUCK IT ALL...LET'S GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM .

end of world...

I dreamed that the world cam to an end . And nobody noticed .

magic hot dog

I dreamed that I licked the shit out of a hot dog . Of course , that would make it a magic hotdog .