RAT IN MY KITCHEN...

I DREAMED THERE WAS A RAT IN MY KITCHEN . AND HE MADE ME BREAKFAST IN BED .

DUCKS...

I DREAMED I WAS A FARMER...AND WAS EATEN BY SOME DUCKS...BUT THEY ALL SAID GRACE BEFORE THEY ATE ME .

FLUSHING PLANET EARTH...

I DREAMED THAT GOD PUT PLANET EARTH INTO A TOILET...THEN FLUSHED IT INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION...AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS A CIRCUS RIDE .

LIZARD WITH NO SCALES...

I DREAMED MY LIZARD HAD NO SCALES . SO HE TOOK UP DROPPING ACID .

ETERNITY...

I DREAMED THAT ETERNITY...WAS SWALLOWED BY A MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY REFEREE...WHO THREE DAYS LATER WOULD CRAP IT OUT .  

MY PONY

I DREAMED THAT MY PONY WON THE LOTTERY...AND BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC .

ROCK LANGUAGE

I DREAMED I WAS A ROCK IN OUTER-SPACE...AND EVENTUALLY I DISCOVERED ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE...BUT I HAD NO WAY TO COMMUNICATE THEM TO OTHERS...SO EVERYTHING CONTINUED TO GO TO SHIT .