LAZY ANTS...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE ANTS BECAME LAZY DRUNKS...AND ATE THEIR QUEEN JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT .

COFFEE WITH BEE...

I DREAMED I HAD COFFEE WITH A BUMBLE BEE...WE JUST LAUGHED AND BUZZED THE WHOLE AFTERNOON .

KIND ALIENS...

 

 

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS INVADED BY KIND HEARTED ALIENS...THEY TOOK ALL OUR WORMS...SAID..."THANK YOU FOR THE WORMS"...THEN BUGGERED OFF BACK INTO OUTER-SPACE.

   

godzilla vs rodan...

i dreamed that "godzilla" was caught having sex with "rodan"...so he felt compelled to destroy the world...to keep his dignity .

GIANT TURD FROM OUTER-SPACE...

I DREAMED THAT A 2000 FOOT TURD CAME FROM OUTER-SPACE AND DECLARED WAR ON EARTH...AFTER MUST DISTRESS...I SINGLE- HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE TURD...ONLY TO BE SHUNNED FOR SMELLING BADLY .

WALKING BY THE WOOD PILE

I DREAMED I WAS WALKING BY THE WOOD PILE...ON A SNOWY EVENING...AND WAS BITTEN BY A LARGE UNIDENTIFIABLE RODENT...WHO I PROCEEDED TO HACK TO BITS WITH AN AXE...AIN'T NATURE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL . 

THE BED BUG...

I DREAMED THAT A BED BUG HOPPED ON MY BED AND FIDDLED ME A TUNE GOODNIGHT...( AND I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND ) .