Dream Investigator

Thursday, May 29, 2014

I DREAMED THAT EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD TURNED INTO A LLAMA...AND IN A FEW SHORT YEARS...THE WORLD BECAME BEAUTIFUL AGAIN .

I DREAMED I WAS A BEEF FARMER...BUT ALL MY COWS HAD BOUGHT GUNS AND MADE ME DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS .

I DREAMED THAT PLANET EARTH GREW WINGS...AND FLEW DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN .

I DREAMED THAT THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THAT WASN'T FULL OF SHIT...WERE ASS HOLES .

I DREAMED MY BOAT WAS AT SEA...AND SOMEONE PUT A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM TO MAKE WAY FOR A SWIMMING POOL .

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD CAME TO AN END...AT WHICH POINT , I REALIZED IT WAS NEVER THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE .

I DREAMED THAT MY TEETH FELL OUT OF MY ASS...AND I HAD NOTHING LEFT TO SAY .