EATING...

I DREAMED THAT EVERY TIME I ATE SOMETHING...I NEEDED TO EAT THREE MORE .

LOVE COMES KNOCKING

I DREAMED THAT LOVE CAME KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF HUMANITY...AND IT FUCKED UP ITS HAND PRETTY BADLY .

I DREAMED I WAS A BIRD...BUT I FLAPPED MY LEGS INSTEAD OF MY WINGS...I FELL INTO THE ABYSS .

SABRE TOOTH RACCOON...

I DREAMED I WAS A SABRE TOOTH RACCOON , BACK IN THE STONE AGES...BUT MY TEETH SOMEHOW FELL OUT...SO I HAD TO GIVE THE OTHER RACCOONS ALL MY DRUGS .

ELIJAH...

I DREAMED THAT THE PROPHET ELIJAH...GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM A RETARDED KID...THEY PLAYED 18 HOLES OF GOLF TO SETTLE THE SCORE .

FALSE PROPHET JELLYFISH

I DREAMED THAT I WAS JESUS THE JELLYFISH...AND I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TELLING PEOPLE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS LIKE THE BEACH...JUST BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO GET PEOPLE TO BELIEVE BULLSHIT .

SLUGS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...

I DREAMED THAT SLUGS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...AND THEY ALL WORE THIS STUPID T-SHIRT THAT SAID..." YES I CAN " .