THE DOVE...

I DREAMED THAT IT RAINED FOR 40 DAYS AND NIGHTS...THEN I SENT OUT A DOVE TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON...AND HE CAME BACK WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN .

TRAINING SHARKS...

  

I DREAMED  I TRAINED  SHARKS TO BE POLICEMEN...BUT IT WAS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT TO TRAIN THE CRIMINALS TO DO ALL THEIR BAD SHIT UNDER WATER .

THE BEACH...

I DREAMED THAT THE SAND ON THE BEACH WAS REPLACED WITH CEMENT...AND THE STAR FISH WERE MADE OUT OF BARB WIRE .

HUMAN INTELLIGENCE...

I DREAMED THAT ALIENS CAME AND ELIMINATED ALL HUMAN INTELLIGENCE...AND NOBODY KNEW THE DIFFERENCE .

GODZILLA'S WIG

I DREAMED GODZILLA BOUGHT A BLONDE WIG...AND CRIED WHEN RODAN SAID THAT IT LOOKED LIKE SHIT .

40 OUNCES...

I DREAMED I DRANK A "40 OUNCE-ER" UP MY ASS...AND THREW IT UP OUT MY FACE .

MAGIC CARPET...

I DREAMED THAT MY MAGIC CARPET...HAD BED BUGS .