THE CAT-POPE AND KITTENS

I DREAMED THAT THE CAT-POPE...MADE ALL THE OTHER CATS HAVE KITTENS...JUST SO THEY COULD GO TO WORK AND MAKE HIM MONEY .

BARKING CAT...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT LEARNED HOW TO BARK...SO THE CAT-POPE HAD HIM EXCOMMUNICATED .

POLLUTION

I DREAMED THAT IT WAS LEGAL TO POLLUTE THE WORLD TO THE POINT WHERE INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED...THEN I AWOKE...AND REALIZED THAT THAT WAS JUST INSANE AND COULD NEVER HAPPEN ON A CIVILIZED PLANET .

LAKE OF HELL...

I DREAMED THAT I WAS SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LAKE OF HELL...AND THE LIFE GUARD WAS DRUNK .

PLASTIC DOLL...

I DREAMED THAT A DARKNESS FELL OVER THE LAND...THEN EVERYONE TURNED INTO A PLASTIC DOLL...AND MELTED .

HORSE WITH NO NAME .

I DREAMED I MET A HORSE WITH NO NAME...HE SAID HIS NAME WAS BILLY .

THE RADIO

I DREAMED THAT I BOUGHT A RADIO...BUT WHEN I  OPENED THE BACK...I WAS TO FIND THAT IT TOOK 2,354 BATTERIES .