RATS IN MY GARAGE...

I DREAMED THERE WERE RATS IN MY GARAGE...AND THEY CLEANED IT ALL UP...AND WASHED THE WINDOWS .

BRICK PIGEONS

I DREAMED THAT PIGEONS WERE MADE OF BRICKS...BUT IT WAS THE CHOCOLATE DONUTS THAT PREVENTED THEM FROM FLIGHT .

KETCHUP

I DREAMED THE KETCHUP TURNED INTO MUSTARD...THEN IT LAUGHED AT ME BECAUSE IT KNEW HOW FUCKING MUCH I DESPISE KETCHUP .

SHIT IN THE LAKE OF FIRE

I DREAMED THAT SOMEONE HAD A SHIT IN TH LAKE OF FIRE...AND , BOY...WASN'T SATAN PISSES-OFF . 

BABOON COUNTRY

I DREAMED MY CAT BECAME A BABOON...AND RAN AWAY TO BABOON COUNTRY .

BANJO-CROCK...

I DREAMED THAT MY CROCODILE PLAYED THE BANJO...BUT HE KINDA SUCKED , SO I MADE HIM SELL IT TO THE KID NEXT DOOR .

CAT-POPE...CONTINUES...

I DREAMED THAT ANOTHER CAT SAW THE CAT-POPE LICK HIS NUTS...SO HE HAD HIM "PUT TO SLEEP" .