Dream Investigator

Sunday, December 7, 2014

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD TURNED INTO A POTATO...AND POTATO MONKEYS BEGAN TO RULE WITH AN IRON FIST .

I DREAMED I TRIED TO TELL EVERYONE I WAS NOT GAY...BUT I COULDN'T TALK BECAUSE THERE WAS A PENIS IN MY MOUTH .

I DREAMED THAT THERE WERE WOLVERINES ON THE COUNTRY ROAD...AND THEY WOULD DANCE AND DRINK ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT .

I DREAMED MY PLASTIC PLAY HOUSE TURNED INTO FRESH MEAT...AND THERE WERE MAGGOTS WATCHING T.V. IN THE LIVING ROOM .

I DREAMED A SNAKE CAME OUT OF THE OCEAN...AND PLAYED A BANJO UNTIL THE SUN WENT DOWN .

I DREAMED THEY MADE MASTURBATION ILLEGAL...AND 18 WARS BROKE OUT AROUND THE WORLD THAT WEEK .

I DREAMED THAT THE SPARROWS WERE DROPPING BRICKS ON THE STREET , STACKING THEM TO MAKE AN INSANE ASYLUM .