DONUT EARTH...

I DREAMED THAT PLANET EARTH TURNED INTO A DONUT...THEN ALIENS REALLY DID COME AROUND FOR A VISIT .

WINDOW CAT...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT WAS A WINDOW...AND I SAW ETERNITY UP HIS HOLE .

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT BELIEVING IN GOD...

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT BELIEVING IN GOD...MOST PEOPLE WITH A SIMILAR BELIEF SYSTEM...USED IT TO LEAD THEIR LIVES INTO A SHITSTORM OF AWFUL BEHAVIOR .

...BUT I STILL BELIEVE .

THE INCREDIBLE WORM...

I DREAMED THAT A WORM...ATE A DEAD PERSON...THEN SHITTED THEM BACK OUT...ALIVE .

I FLEW TO THE MOON...

I DREAMED I FLEW TO THE MOON AND PLAYED THE PIANO...AND THE MAN IN THE MOON SAID I SUCKED .

RACCOON UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED I WAS A RACCOON...AND I FELL INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE...WHERE EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS A RAT...EVENTUALLY...I , AS WELL...THOUGHT I WAS A RAT .

BREAD...

I DREAMED I WAS SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN TWO GIANT PIECES OF BREAD...AND EVERYONE KEPT TELLING ME NOT TO WORRY .