Sunday, June 30, 2013

silver bullet

i dreamed that someone who i thoroughly distrust gave me a silver bullet...i took it and said good-by...knowingly full well that even the bits and pieces of myself that i distrust...are armed to fight any werewolves that will inevitably come my way .

(i was soon to meet another person who i distrust...i bought him lunch .)

he who actually has another who they can trust...has a gift beyond comprehension .     

Saturday, June 29, 2013

fucked forever

I dreamed that  some drunken monster took out a pool cue and then aimed it at the earth . He then proceeded to shoot the earth into a black hole . It was a perfect shot and millions of aliens began to applaud . After that , all I can remember is us voting on some stupid piece of legislature and our planet went down an eternal hole...fucked forever .


It happens to all planets sooner or later . 

Thursday, June 27, 2013

...i was a rat...

I dreamed I was a rat , and everyone despised me for it . It didn't bother me too much , you know , being a rat and all . But one day I looked in the mirror and I noticed I was wearing women underwear . Then I couldn't understand why people hated me

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

rat tails and the galaxy

I dreamed that all the rats in the world , were strangely drawn to all the other rats in the world and tied their tails together . Then they ran in the opposite directions until their fur was stripped off their body . At this point they all became a bloody mess of  rat executives ; and began writing proposals for new planets at the edge of our galaxy .


I look forward to finding out what those planets are like .

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

baloons

I dreamed that all the love in the world came down in the form of balloons . Then , suddenly...someone began to pop all the balloons with the nose of a swordfish . They said it was for the good of everyone . Next scene...I was in the back of a tracker ; my father told me to jump and that he would catch me . He let me go and I fell into Hell .

    

Monday, June 24, 2013

legs turning into wings...

I dreamed that my legs turned into wings . But instead of using them to fly ; I just dragged them upon the ground until they fell off . There were millions of seagulls watching me . The more I cried ; the harded they laughed .

Crows would have been better . 

Saturday, June 22, 2013

dancing around the cup

I dreamed that all the politicians were dancing around a cup of coffee , singing a song that went something like :" do do do da do do do" . One at a time , they would take turns telling everyone in the circle the true stories of their lives . At the end  , they all drew guns which were hidden in secret pocket in their pants , and shot each other in the head . Then a solitary dove flew across the sky .


Hummmm , what color was the dove ???