ejaculation...

I dreamed that I had an ejaculation , and a ferry dropped dead . The Pentecostals were right , I guess .  

cow and the moon...

I dreamed that a cow jumped over the moon ; but was seen as an invading ship by the Martians . And they blew the fuck out of him .

the badger...

I dreamed that the universe was swallowed by  a badger...who was the smallest one in the litter . 

dancing...

I dreamed I was dancing across the beach...and my feet fell off . So then I danced on my head . 

the world coming to an end...

I dreamed that the world was coming to an end , and God was eating crackers and cheese as it was happening .

masturbating sasquatch

I dreamed that I saw a sasquatch masturbating in the woods . Once he noticed me , he ran as fast as he could deep , deep into the woods . I would never see my sasquatch friend again .

sperm bank

I dreamed I worked in a sperm bank ; and Robin Hood and his merry men gang rapped me .