mother nature's sex change...

I dreamed that Mother Nature had a sex change . And there was much rejoicing amongst Robin Hood and his band of surgeons .  

THANK GOD THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN...

I DREAMED THAT 100 , 000  PEOPLE SIGNED A PARTITION TO HAVE A TROUBLED CHILD THROWN OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY...MOST OF WHICH CLAIMED TO LOVE GOD...I AWOKE ,  LAUGHING..."THANK GOD OUR SOCIETY IS TOO CARING TO TRY A FUCKING STUNT LIKE THAT"... I SAID TO MYSELF . 

cattle grazing

I dreamed that cattle were grazing upon the water . And they all died of thirst .

walking on water

I dreamed that Jesus came to me walking on water : He said ; " the truth of the matter is that there are only two kinds of people in the world ; those who walk on water and those who walk on people " .

end of world...

I dreamed that the world crashed into a giant chocolate bar . And within a year , everyone died of diabetes .

world burning...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS BURNING AWAY...AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS THE LOVE WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER...I REACHED OUT...GRABBED IT...PUT IT IN MY POCKET...AND WENT OUT FOR A BEER .

shit

I dreamed that THEY pulled sunshine out of my ass . Then THEY dipped it in shit and ate it .