THE BEAVER AND HIS SMALL BUSINESS

I DREAMED I WAS A BEAVER , AND I CHOPPED DOWN ALL THE TREES AND MADE THEN INTO HOCKEY STICKS . THEN ALL THE OTHER BEAVERS GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE I GOT RICH , AND ALL THEY HAD WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP GNAWED OFF BRANCHES .

...I dreamed I was a milkshake...

I dreamed that I was a milk shake ; and I traveled around the world trying to find just the right person to suck me .

tri lingual dog...

i dreamed that my dog told me that he wanted to learn french...i told him that he had to finish his spanish lessons first .

possum rage...

I dreamed that all the possums turned against and killed all the o ' possums . It was terrible , dr. goose .

cat with three tails...

I dreamed that my cat had three tails . I thought it was weird until I watched him have sex .

strange penguin...

I dreamed that a penguin ate the Rocky Mountains ; then shat them into the Hudson Bay .

carrot

I dreamed that I was a carrot . I tried to have sex with another carrot , but it didn't work out . So I spread rumors all around the garden that the other carrot was queer .