Dream Investigator

Saturday, February 28, 2015

I DREAMED THAT FAITH , HOPE AND LOVE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT...APPARENTLY...FAITH WAS BLIND DRUNK .

I DREAMED THAT VIKINGS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...WITH COCKER SPANIELS BY THEIR SIDE...CONTROLLING THEIR MINDS...AND SHIT LIKE THAT .

I DREAMED MY BUNNY FLAPPED HIS EARS AND FLEW STRAIGHT TO HELL .

I DREAMED THAT A GIANT PENIS WAS HURDLING INTO PLANET EARTH...BUT ONLY THE LEMMINGS KNEW ABOUT IT .

I DREAMED THAT THE SQUIRREL WAS EATING THE CHESTNUT...WITH HIS EYES ROLLED BACK INTO HIS HEAD .

I DREAMED THE SEA WAS MADE OF WOOD...AND THE SHARKS DOVE OUT OF THE WATER AND ACROSS THE MOON .

I DREAMED I SUCKED THE MAID'S FIRM CHOCOLATE BREAST...BUT WHEN I AWOKE...IT WAS IN MY MOUTH .