ICELAND...

I DREAMED THAT ICELAND BECAME THE NEW WORLD POWER...AND SKINNY DIPPING THUS BECAME THE NEW WORLD SPORT .

RAT AND DOUBLE RAT...

I DREAMED THAT A RAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON...IT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT RATS WERE BETTER THAN MICE...THING IS...THE HEROIN IN HIS VEINS MADE HIS HEAD EXPLODE...AND THE GOVERNMENT BILLED HIS FAMILY 5000 DOLLARS TO CLEAN UP THE MESS .

POTATO CHIP TRANSVESTITE...

I DREAMED THAT I FELL INTO THE GREY SKY...AND WAS SAVED BY THE POTATO CHIP TRANSVESTITE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION .

PENIS MAN...GETS SUCKED IN...

I DREAMED THAT IN A GALAXY FAR , FAR AWAY...PENIS MAN GOT SUCKED IN BY THE POWERS OF EVIL...THING IS...HE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND .

THE EAGLES...

I DREAMED THAT A NEST OF EAGLES MOVED INTO THE APARTMENT NEXT TO MINE...AND THEY WERE A BUNCH OF DRUNKS .

PLATO...

I DREAMED THAT PLATO WENT MENTALLY RETARDED...AND TOOK A BATH IN PEACE , LOVE AND JOY .

COLUMBUS...

I DREAMED THAT COLUMBUS WAS A DRUG ADDICT...AND IN 1492...HE SAILED THE OCEAN PINK , RED AND PURPLE .