Dream Investigator

Friday, February 26, 2016

i dreamed i was playing poker with a group of trolls...and the winner got to sleep under the bridge that night .

i dreamed that the rat god...tied all the tails of all the rats together while they were sleeping .

i dreamed that all the rats in the world began to look like elvis...and they grew sideburns and greased their hair back .

i dreamed that a baby dragon attacked me in my sleep...i strangled him until he disappeared .

I DREAMED MY CAT GOT CAUGHT IN A TIME MACHINE AND HALF OF HIM WENT TO SAIL WITH COLUMBUS .

i dreamed that the loch ness monster drank himself to death .

I DREAMED THAT MY GOLDFISH PAINTED THE SIDES OF HIS BOWL .