mother nature's sex change...

I dreamed that Mother Nature had a sex change . And there was much rejoicing amongst Robin Hood and his band of surgeons .  

THANK GOD THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN...

I DREAMED THAT 100 , 000  PEOPLE SIGNED A PARTITION TO HAVE A TROUBLED CHILD THROWN OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY...MOST OF WHICH CLAIMED TO LOVE GOD...I AWOKE ,  LAUGHING..."THANK GOD OUR SOCIETY IS TOO CARING TO TRY A FUCKING STUNT LIKE THAT"... I SAID TO MYSELF . 

cattle grazing

I dreamed that cattle were grazing upon the water . And they all died of thirst .

walking on water

I dreamed that Jesus came to me walking on water : He said ; " the truth of the matter is that there are only two kinds of people in the world ; those who walk on water and those who walk on people " .

end of world...

I dreamed that the world crashed into a giant chocolate bar . And within a year , everyone died of diabetes .

world burning...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS BURNING AWAY...AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS THE LOVE WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER...I REACHED OUT...GRABBED IT...PUT IT IN MY POCKET...AND WENT OUT FOR A BEER .

shit

I dreamed that THEY pulled sunshine out of my ass . Then THEY dipped it in shit and ate it .

moses the jellyfish...

I dreamed that a jellyfish named Moses attempted to lead all the other jellyfish through the wilderness . But they all evaporated under the sun .

angels and dope

I dreamed I saw a angel , smoking a joint . He said the dope was Heavenly .

dingo shark

I dreamed that a shark ate a dingo that ate a baby . But nobody believed a shark could do it , so some innocent third party went to jail .

sleeping with a snake...

I dreamed that a snake was sleeping beside me . I thought it was because it loved me , but as it turned out , it was measuring me to eat me .

ball of shit...

I dreamed that the world was a ball of shit . And all the great minds sat around debating weather or not the ball was round enough to be called a ball .

para-nah and the valley

I dreamed that there was a valley filled with doubt . And the goldfish were teaching the para-nah to smile and be polite at the rivers edge .

rats...

I dreamed that rats took over the world . And within two years , every fucking mess we made was cleaned up .

...rats and shit...

I dreamed that all the rats in the city ate all the trout in the country . The country peasants watched this ; then had to pay an  entertainment tax . And didn't the rats love it !!!

the universe...

I dreamed that the universe flew up my ass . And then I threw up galaxies .

when i became a rabbit

I dreamed that I was told I could never eat carrots again . I laughed then slowly got out of bed . I then looked into the mirror and noticed I had changed into a bunny .

whore of babylon

I dreamed that the whore of Babylon lost her banjo in a swamp . And the current took it in three directions at the same time .

dreaming of creatures

I dreamed that all the sand was taken off all the beaches . And what remained was just hideous little creatures mocking me .

turd sailing

I dreamed that I sailed across the tub on a turd . And the authorities banished all who were not impressed . Oh , yes , I had a nuclear bomb with me as well .

those fucking spanials...

Last night I dreamed that all the Springer Spaniels declared  war on all the Cocker Spaniels . Then Charles Darwin appeared and said : " see , they are becoming more like humans every day " .

the clam...

I dreamed that I was swallowed by a clam ; so I made passionate love to the slimy parts .

those fucking vegetables

Last night I dreamed that I was supposed to train a bunch of vegetables for the Olympics . But they just stood there and did nothing .

croquet with my nuts

I dreamed that these monsters were on horses...playing croquet with my nuts . I was on the sidelines , not knowing who to hope for .

black hole

I dreamed that I was sucked into a black hole . But I couldn't afford the rent .

shit

I dreamed that the world turned into shit .  And all the politicians spent millions of dollars pretending that it was supposed to be shit . And then a wolf howled at the horizon .

revelstion revisited

I dreamed that the water turned as red as blood . And pancakes flew into the mouths of the roman governors , who played softball on the city streets , yelling : " beware of the scarlet whore " .  

bastard children

I dreamed that the clouds were replaced by spoons . And they fell from the sky like bastard children .

are you fucking crazy ???

I dreamed that Jesus showed up at the local Church . But they wouldn't let Him preach because He was not a card carrying member .

the dragon...

I dreamed that a dragon came out of the ocean .  And his hair was purple .