SYDNEY CROSBY...AND DON CHERRY...

I DREAMED SYDNEY CROSBY THREW A SNAKE INTO THE CROWED...AND IT BIT DON CHERRY RIGHT ON THE FACE .

THE CIRCUS...

I DREAMED I WAS AT THE CIRCUS...AND SOMEONE HAD DECAPITATED THE CLOWN .

SEX CHANGE...

I DREAMED MY FRIEND HAD A SEX CHANGE...BUT THEY ACCIDENTALLY GAVE HIM A SPECIES CHANGE INSTEAD .

MY KANGAROO...

I DREAMED THAT MY KANGAROO...WRITE A NOVEL WITH HIS TAIL .

FUCK-EYES...

I DREAMED MY NAME WAS FUCK-EYES...AND MY TEACHER HIT ME FOR IT .

MEET THE BEAVERS...

I DREAMED THE BEAVERS MADE THEIR DAM OUT OF CEMENT...THEN BUILD A FREEWAY RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE .

A NEW TOMORROW...

I DREAMED THAT THE COCKROACH PEOPLE WORKED THEIR WAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH...AND WON ALL THE MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS .

THE OCEAN...

I DREAMED THAT THE OCEAN WAS MADE OUT OF SAND...AND WOULD ANSWER QUESTIONS CONCERNING SPORTS TRIVIA .

THE CHOSEN RABBIT...

I DREAMED MY RABBIT COULD WIPE HIS ASS WITH HIS EARS...AND ALL THE OTHER RABBITS GOT JEALOUS AND CRUCIFIED HIM .

DOG JUMPING OVER THE MOON...

I DREAMED THAT MY DOG JUMPED OVER THE MOON...NOW SOME FUCKING COW IS SUING HIM .

YOUR FUTURE IS NOW...HALIFAX ONLY...

I HAVE A FRIEND THAT READS TARA CARDS...30 DOLLARS , I BELIEVE...ASK FOR AMANDA AT : 902-476-3888...AND HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!

THE CHEESE SKY...

I DREAMED THAT THE SKY WAS MADE OUT OF CHEESE...AND COWS WERE THE CLOUDS THAT FLOATED BY .

PENIS RING...

I DREAMED THAT MY PENIS RING LOST ITS HOLE .

THE DAY TIMER...

if you look at your name
in my day timer
and see a double " x " by yourself
that means that i
believe you to be a psychopath
with a very limited capacity to learn a
fucking thing
we won't go into triple " x "
that's a whole different ball park
and x - 7
you don't want me to get started on that
anyway
it is only the " z " series
that i sell as slaves
so you need not worry    

THE CAT AND THE GOLDFISH...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT WORE A GOLDFISH AROUND HIS NECK...HE TOLD ME IT WAS FOR SELF DISCIPLINE.

THE SANDBOX...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS LOST IN A SANDBOX...AND PISSED UPON BY A DOG .

ARM WRESTLE SASQUATCH...

I DREAMED I BEAT A SASQUATCH IN AN ARM WRESTLE...BUT HE LIED ABOUT IT TO HIS FRIENDS .

THE MOON AND THE COBRA...

I DREAMED THAT MY DEAD AUNT DRILLED A HOLE IN THE MOON...THEN HID HER COBRA DEEP INSIDE .

THE COW...

I DREAMED THAT MY COW WON A DANCE COMPETITION...THEN WENT ON AN EGO TRIP .

SIR HERBERT AND THE YETI...

I DREAMED A YETI WAS RIDING A MOOSE THROUGH THE FOREST...AND THE NAME OF THE MOOSE...WAS HERBERT...HERBERT THE MOOSE...SIR HERBERT , SO THE QUEEN SAID .

LIGHT BRIGHT...

I DREAMED I PLAYED LIGHT BRIGHT WITH THE DEVIL...AND HE CHEATED , BUT I AM NOT SURE HOW .

...MY POODLE...

I DREAMED THAT MY POODLE GOT A FANCY HAIRCUT AND BEGAN A RELIGIOUS CULT .

MASHED POTATOES...

I DREAMED THAT OUR UNIVERSE FELL OUT OF AN OWLS ASS...AND LANDED INTO A PLATE OF MASHED POTATOES .

MEANING OF LIFE...

I DREAMED THAT I FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE...BUT FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT OF MY POCKET AND RUINED IT IN THE WASH .

HERD OF BUFFALO...

I DREAMED THAT A HERD OF BUFFALO RAN SO FAST ACROSS THE OCEAN...THAT IT CAUSED A TITLE WAVE AND EVERYONE INN THE WORLD DROWNED .