THE BEAVER AND HIS SMALL BUSINESS

I DREAMED I WAS A BEAVER , AND I CHOPPED DOWN ALL THE TREES AND MADE THEN INTO HOCKEY STICKS . THEN ALL THE OTHER BEAVERS GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE I GOT RICH , AND ALL THEY HAD WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP GNAWED OFF BRANCHES .

...I dreamed I was a milkshake...

I dreamed that I was a milk shake ; and I traveled around the world trying to find just the right person to suck me .

tri lingual dog...

i dreamed that my dog told me that he wanted to learn french...i told him that he had to finish his spanish lessons first .

possum rage...

I dreamed that all the possums turned against and killed all the o ' possums . It was terrible , dr. goose .

cat with three tails...

I dreamed that my cat had three tails . I thought it was weird until I watched him have sex .

strange penguin...

I dreamed that a penguin ate the Rocky Mountains ; then shat them into the Hudson Bay .

carrot

I dreamed that I was a carrot . I tried to have sex with another carrot , but it didn't work out . So I spread rumors all around the garden that the other carrot was queer .

vampire...

I DREAMED I KICKED A VAMPIRE IN THE TEETH . HE BEGAN TO CRY AND HE SAID THAT HE ONLY WANTED TO LOVE ME...NOT BITE ME AT ALL .

fly into the night...

I dreamed that I flew into the night . But the night was the open mouth of a hawk .

penis learned to play violin

I dreamed that my penis learned how to play the violin . But no girl was interested .

the ocean and my watch...

I dreamed that I fell into my watch ; and the ocean become nothing more than a boiling pot of lobsters .

walking on the sun

I dreamed that I walked on the sun ; but forgot my sun screen .

good intentions...

I dreamed that our planet was being invaded by good intentions . We blew the shit right out of them .

neil young...

I dreamed that Neil Young took me for a drive to the beach . On our way there he ran over a squirrel , so he wrote a song about it .

future raccoon...

I dreamed that I road a raccoon  into the future . And when we got there , we had both lost our masks .

my pillow

I dreamed my pillow was made out of snakes . Magic , soft snakes .

penis...

i dreamed that my penis...drank a glass of water .

drunken beaver...

i dreamed that the road became the forest...and the forest was eternally seduced by a drunken beaver . .

the new honesty

I DREAMED THIS GIANT RAT CAME TO ME AND SAID : " STU , THE NEW HONESTY IS NOT GETTING CAUGHT LYING "...I TOLD HIM TO SUCK MY VAGINA .

whore of babylon...

I dreamed that the WHORE OF BABYLON...turned out to be a virgin .

flying into the sun

I dreamed I flew into the sun . And it was snowing .

truth...

I dreamed that everyone in the world shut the fuck up . And then the truth was finally heard .

cat tree...

I dreamed that there were three cats in a tree . Then I realized that the tree was also a cat .

naked in grocery store...

I dreamed that a friend on mine had his picture drawn naked inside a grocery store window . But to compensate , the store gave 10 % off cabbage .

if cocks had wings...

i dreamed that every penis in the world grew wings...and they collectively flew away to another universe . And in 70 years , there was world peace .

pool in hell...

I dreamed that I went to Hell and played pool with Satan . He cheated !!!

eating rocks...

i dreamed that i would eat rocks...and shit out pebbles...so the same people who tortured e.t...came and took me away .

heaven...

I dreamed that I flew to Heaven . And there were all these beautiful fires . And people with pitch forks .

brick wings...

I dreamed that I had wings ; but they were made of bricks .

my trip to the moon...

I dreamed that me and my lover went to the moon . I covered her body with green cheese and then proceeded to lick it off .