BAD RACCOON...

I DREAMED THAT MY RACCOON WENT TO JAIL FOR SELLING HASH TO ADOLESCENT SQUIRRELS . 

SKINNY DIPPING...

I DREAMED I WENT SKINNY DIPPING IN HEAVEN...THEN GOT DRUNK WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER .

THE VICIOUS FLOWERS...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE FLOWERS GOT TOGETHER...AND MURDERED EVERYONE IN THE WORLD .

BLOWING UP THE UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT MY BROTHER SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FACE...BUT MISSED AND BLEW UP THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE .

CATS AND DOGS...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE CATS IN THE WORLD TURNED OUT TO BE DOGS IN DISGUISE...AND DOGS...CATS .

RATS AND CLOUDS...

I DREAMED THAT THE WIND OF LIFE VISITED THE WORLD...AND RATS FLEW UPON THE CLOUDS .

THE DRAGON FLY...

I DREAMED THAT A DRAGON FLY ATE THE SUN...THEN FELL INTO A LAKE AND DROWNED .

SMART ASS...

I DREAMED MY ASS HOLE GREW A BRAIN...AND EVERYONE STARTED CALLING ME SMART ASS .

BATMAN HAS NO PENIS...

I DREAMED THAT BATMAN HAD NO  PENIS...SO HE JUST FLEW IN CIRCLES .

THE WHITE BUFFALO...

I DREAMED I SAW A WHITE BUFFALO...WITH A RAGING HARD-ON...SCREAMING AT THE MOON .

AN ODE TO PLUTO...

I DREAMED I DROVE TO PLUTO...AND SUCKED THE ENTIRE PLANET UP MY ASS...THE INHABITANTS HAD TO MOVE TO THE NEAREST MOON...WHERE THEY WERE GIVEN FREE BISCUITS AND CHEESE .

MY CAT THE CRIME FIGHTER...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT BECAME A CRIME FIGHTER...AND THE MAFIA ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A COMMUNIST .

BINGO CAT...

I DREAMED I SAW A CAT WITH EIGHT HEADS AND 24 EYES...AND EACH ONE PERCEIVED THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY .

THE RAPTOR PROFILE...

I DREAMED I WAS A RAPTOR...AND I WROTE MY GIRLFRIEND RAPTOR A SWEET LOVE LETTER...SO SHE KILLED ME .

THE SPARROW...

I DREAMED THAT I WAS A SPARROW...AND I FLEW THROUGH A JET ENGINE...AND IT GOT OUT EVERY KINK  IN MY BACK .

I BECAME A CARROT...

I DREAMED I BECAME A CARROT...AND WENT AROUND BEATING BUNNIES OVER THE HEAD WITH MY TRUSTY YELLOW STICK .

SAILED AROUND THE WORLD...

I DREAMED I SAILED AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY FRIEND...THE TASMANIAN DEVIL...WE HAD A STEADY DIET OF LOLLY-POPS WHICH TURNED US INTO HE-MEN .

THE MAGIC CAT...

I DREAMED I SAW AN OLD LADY WITH A BABY CARRIAGE...BUT I INTUITIVELY KNEW THERE WAS A CAT INSIDE THE CARRIAGE...AND IT WAS STONED ON PERSCRIPTION DRUGS .

BLACK DOG...

I DREAMED I SAW A BABY...RIDING THROUGH THE AIRPORT ON TOP OF A BLACK DOG GOING , LIKE...50 MILES PER HOUR .

THE POTATO...

I DREAMED I WAS A POTATO...AND LIFE MASHED ME UP PRETTY FUCKING GOOD .

THE SCORPION...

I DREAMED THAT I DANCED WITH A SCORPION...AND HE BLEW POT SMOKE IN MY FACE .

I DREAMED I WAS A BAT...

I DREAMED I WAS A BAT...AND I FLEW AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY MAGIC FIDDLE .

UNIVERSE...NEW COAT...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE BOUGHT A NEW COAT...AND SOMEBODY STOLE IT .

THE CO-DEPENDENT BROTHERS

I DREAMED THAT I WAS A RAT...AND I TIED MY TAIL TO ANOTHER RAT...AND WE WERE CALLED THE CO-DEPENDENT BROTHERS .

THE SEAGULL AND THE RAVEN...

I DREAMED THAT THE SEAGULL HAD SEX WITH THE RAVEN...THEY HAD A CHILD...AND HE BECAUSE A MORMON .

THE UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE FELL INTO A BOTTLE OF CREAM SODA...THUS BEGAN THE BAPTISM OF ETERNAL SUGAR .

THE TOWNS PEOPLE SCREW SHEEP...

I DREAMED THAT MY HORSE MARRIED A SHEEP...AND THE TOWNS PEOPLE WERE ENRAGED...( MAINLY BECAUSE THEY SCREWED SHEEP , I BELIEVE ) .

ADAM AND EVE...

I DREAMED THAT GOD TOOK ME TO SEE A DOUBLE FEATURE ON ADAM AND EVE...APPARENTLY...THE WHOLE THING GOT STARTED BY EVE CATCHING ADAM MASTURBATING...AND THE SNAKE RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON .

THE LOST RAVEN...

I DREAMED THAT THE RAVEN...WAS LOST IN THE SKY...AND HE FLEW INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE .