the tree and the priest

I dreamed that every tree was an erect penis . And the priest made me cut them down .

fucking pink sky...and the 4 homosexual horsemen

I dreamed that the 4 homosexual horsemen from the homosexual Apocalypse were riding across the sky . And the sky was pink .

lobster in tub

I dreamed a friend of mine was in the tub . So I threw a lobster in there with him .

pig , picking nose in church...

I dreamed I went to church ; and a pig was picking his nose behind the podium . He was screaming at us about the evils of picking your nose .

the turtle and his shell

I dreamed that my turtle lost his shell . So he wiped shit all over his body so he would be left alone . It worked .

shit hitting the fan...

I was in grade seven . I dreamed that there was all this shit , hitting a fan . Then I went to school to pick up my report card .

should i screw a peach ???

I dreamed that a friend of mine was screwing a peach in the middle of a video store . I asked him what he was doing , and he explained to me that the entire experience was only 100 dollars .

money and shit...

I dreamed that shit became the new currency . And the people with the most shit , made fun of those who didn't have a lot . 

caterpiller...

I dreamed I was a caterpillar ; and I spent all my time in the garden , finding ways to fool God .

naked ladies on banana bush

I dreamed that there were naked ladies on a banana bush . And every time I picked on , an island fell into the ocean .

the butterfly...

I dreamed I was a butterfly...and I sat around playing with my balls . And all the other butterfly's had to bring me beer to watch .  

me and the dragon

I dreamed  that a dragon offered me a ride to the other side of the galaxy . And when I got there , everyone was treating each other much like they treat each other here . And I said : "thanks , you stupid fucking dragon !!! " .

the idiot

I had a nightmare that my friend was dating an idiot . And when I wont up , there he was...with this idiot .

walrus dreams...

Last night I dreamed that one solitary walrus began to lead all the other walrus's into a place of inner-contentment and peace  and joy . So all the walrus leaders had a board meeting , then took the board and beat him to death with it .

the worm

I dreamed I saw a worm singing a song . And I yelled out : " That fucking worm is out of tune " .

alligator in my tub

I dreamed there was an alligator in my bath tub with me. And the fucker took all my soap.

sterilization and world peace...

I dreamed that everyone got sterilized for a quart of rum . And in 70 years...world peace .

snake playing banjo...

I dreamed that there was a snake , playing a banjo . And all I could think of was that if the fucking snake couldn't sing on key , then he shouldn't sing at all .

stealing love...

I dreamed that someone stole all the love in the world . They hid it in their shoe and took off to another universe . They were singing Beach Boys songs .

swimming in a bottle...

I dreamed that I was swimming in a bottle of pop . But I was skinny dipping so some religious guy threw me and the bottle against a wall .

every drop of water...

I dreamed that every drop of water in the ocean , turned into a snake . And they all made fun of me .

sperm donation engineer...

I dreamed that my left testicle moved to hollywood and became a sperm donation engineer . He got rich .

aliens...

I dreamed that aliens came from outer - space . We got drunk and watched E . T . They threw up all over my floor .

cat multiplication

I dreamed that a cat changed himself into three cats : but thought he was four because of his poor math skills.

the horney beaver

I dreamed there was a beaver , who gazed at the world as it was setting . He lit a smoke , and said... "It's all fucking over . Let me stroke myself one more time ."

the snake...

I dreamed that a snake approached me and said..." watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat !!! " i said..." how in the fuck can you do that ??? you got no arms !!! " he just gave me a stupid look and fucked off into the sunset . 

shell-less turtle

I dreamed I was a turtle without any shell . And all the other turtles pissed down my back .

truth bit me on the ass...

I dreamed that truth bit me on the ass . But when I looked around...my ass was no longer there . 

the frog

I dreamed that I turned into a frog . And all the other frogs murdered me because my spot was on the wrong side .

snakes and ears

I dreamed that snakes came out of my ears . Then everyone started to respect me .

glass of water...

I dreamed that I was a glass of water ; and I gave God 50 bucks not to throw me into the ocean .

losing virginity 4,326 times...

I dreamed I lost my virginity 4,326 times . But # 657 was by far the best .

jonah and the snake

I dreamed I got swallowed by a snake . He happened to be a Mormon snake , however ; so I told him my name was Joseph Smith . Then I told him he was forgive for shitting me all over the place .

monster baptism...

Last night I dreamed I was baptized by a monster . And he held me under the water until I drowned .

dinosaur king...

I dreamed that I was king of the dinosaurs . So I taught them English and how to make weapons from cast iron . How to throw a snowball and smoke dope and other such things . Right until I got locked up .

lost my shit

I dreamed that I had a crap on the side of a road . Then a fox came and took it away .

the ocean was sand...

I dreamed that the ocean was sand . But everyone could swim in it anyway . They thought it was a miracle...right until it swallowed them into another dimension . Each one to a dimension that perpetuated their biggest fears .  

the penguin of wisdom

I dreamed that the penguin of wisdom came to me and said : " i did not know that ; and I still don't " . Then he clipped my toe nails .  

fiddles

I dreamed that all humans were born playing fiddles . And kangaroos would dance around us and sing as we would break them over each others heads for good luck .

the frogs

I dreamed that frogs took over the world . And within a year the environment was cleaned up and everyone was working . Of course , the humans would not stand for all this abuse .

hockey night in canada...

I dreamed there was a stallion coming right at my through the forest . As he got closer , I realized that he had wheels for legs . And he kept on cursing...something about lack of integrity in professional sports .

mr. penis...

I dreamed that Mr. Penis read me a bedtime story . It was called : " Give Mr. Penis a Hand " .

Pegasus...

I dreamed that the mythological horse , Pegasus flew through my bedroom window...and went directly to my kitchen and ate all my fucking apples . Stupid mythological critter .  

heaven and my spaniel...

I dreamed that my spaniel grew wings...and flew past Heaven and all the riches of the universe right to the dog food store .

outlawed masturbation

I dreamed that masturbation was outlawed on this planet . Three months later it was announced that we now have the ability to travel anywhere in the universe .

hank williams

I dreamed that I died and went to Heaven . There was an angel there to meet me . He said : " why in the fuck should we let you in ??? " . I told him that I had a copy of everything Hank Williams ever released . He replied : " right this way , sir ". 

moon babies...

I dreamed that the moon was made out of purple sperm . And every lady on planet earth , took off their clothes and thrusted themselves upon it .

They made moon babies . 

fuck-eyes , the cook

I dreamed that there was this fellow who made the best food in the world . But what he did was to hire this idiot with no arms to serve it to people. He didn't care about the money ; he just loved seeing people helpless and  pissed off .

batman as god...

I dreamed I went to Heaven , and Batman was God . He said he got to be God by playing crazy eights , and that he was a little bit nervous of what would happen to him once they found out he cheated . 

fuck off

I dreamed that an alien space craft landed in the middle of central park . An alien got out of the ship and said , and I quote : FUCK OFF . Then he got back in his space ship and flew away .

turtle soup...

Last night I dreamed that the moon fell out of the sky . It was replaced by talking turtles , who spent all their time telling us of impending doom . We eventually made them into the largest pot of turtle soup in the universe .

the moon and green cheese

Last night I dreamed that my cat flew into the moon and broke its neck . Then suddenly a voice screamed out that said : "that's what you get for eating my fucking green cheese" .

the universe / mother mcfillacuty

I dreamed that the universe was shoved up the vagina of  Mother Mcfillacuty...and nobody gave a shit .

fixed economy

I dreamed that the world was being taken over by giant kangaroos . And within the first week , the economy was back on track .  

drinking the ocean...

I dreamed that I drank the entire ocean , and I coughed up sand for a week .

sick-o aliens

I dreamed that the universe was invaded by a bunch of inbred hicks from a distant amusement park . They promised us free rides if we would perform sexual favors on their pigs . I just held up my Bible and said : " back Belzabob" ...and called the local Pentecostal Church for advice . They told me to send them some money . 

eating muffin...

I dreamed that I ate one twentieth of a muffin .But the muffin police quoted me a passage in the muffin bible that stated rather clearly that eating a tiny bit of muffin...was like eating all the muffin in the universe .

oral sex and aliens

I dreamed that aliens invaded earth , and all that they wanted to do was perform oral sex on all the males of our "species" . At the end , it turned out that all the women were bribing them .

virgin pony...

I dreamed that the slut donkeys were condemning the virgin pony's for having too much sex . 

slut donkey

I dreamed I gave birth to a Slut Donkey , and the Cabbage Kangaroos got very upset . I asked them why , but they did not know .

pissing on eggs

I dreamed that I had a restaurant ; and every time someone would order eggs...I would piss on them . Eventually , everyone in  the universe wanted my eggs . But God was very upset .

alien invasion

I dreamed that we were invaded by aliens . All they wanted was the complete Bay City Rollers catalog , but because it was out of print , they blew up our planet .

Never saw that one coming .

spanish beach

I dreamed that I called my dog on a Spanish beach . She flew across the sand , and I told her how difficult that made it to see her paw prints .

orgasmic dinosaur

I dreamed I was a dinosaur . And every time I growled I had an orgasm . Eventually all the other dinosaur's left me alone because I was growling too much .

skinny dipping in hell...

I dreamed that I went to Hell and got in trouble for skinny dipping in the Lake of Fire .

wheaten terrior...

I dreamed I was a Wheaten Terrier . I gave birth to God , but something seemed wrong .  

the dragon !!!

I dreamed that a dragon came out of the bawls of the earth . People were running in terror . That is , right until the time he farted and giggled like a little girl . This infused the villagers with courage , and they cut his nuts off and fed them to the village bull terriers .

ejaculation...

I dreamed that I had an ejaculation , and a ferry dropped dead . The Pentecostals were right , I guess .  

cow and the moon...

I dreamed that a cow jumped over the moon ; but was seen as an invading ship by the Martians . And they blew the fuck out of him .

the badger...

I dreamed that the universe was swallowed by  a badger...who was the smallest one in the litter . 

dancing...

I dreamed I was dancing across the beach...and my feet fell off . So then I danced on my head . 

the world coming to an end...

I dreamed that the world was coming to an end , and God was eating crackers and cheese as it was happening .

masturbating sasquatch

I dreamed that I saw a sasquatch masturbating in the woods . Once he noticed me , he ran as fast as he could deep , deep into the woods . I would never see my sasquatch friend again .

sperm bank

I dreamed I worked in a sperm bank ; and Robin Hood and his merry men gang rapped me .

breaking into my house...

I dreamed that someone broke into my house , and left a package of carrots on the dining room table . 

crocodile woman

I dreamed that this fellow told me that his mother turned into a crocodile . So I flew around the world to find out if this were true . As it turned out , it was all bullshit . She actually turned into an alligator . 

the toothpaste

Last night I dreamed that I grabbed a tube of toothpaste ; and the entire universe was squeezed onto my toothbrush . Then I brushed my ass with it .

moses parting red sea

Last night I dreamed that I was Moses parting the Red Sea . And once I did , I was to discover that the bottom was covered with giant crabs , and they ate us all then laughed at God .

the lettuce invasion

I dreamed that I made love to a cabbage under a tree . Then I was attacked by 18 heads of lettuce , each one speaking a different language .  

the rapture

Last night I dreamed that the rapture happened , And all us people had to watch all these dogs float into outer-space .

the board meeting...

I dreamed that I was drinking  . A creature swam up my brew and told me that being naked was a sin . I sacrificed him to the god baal...and had another beer . Then there was the board meeting...but it all worked out .

pentecostal man

I dreamed that a hunk named Elvis stormed the world music scene . Young women and old throughout the land began to masturbate in unprecedented numbers . Is this the end of civilization ??? This looks like a job for...Pentecostal Man . 

the toilet bowl...

Last night I dreamed that a 500 foot tidal wave was coming at me as I played in the sand . Suddenly , a toilet bowl appeared and a voice rang out : " jump in the toilet and you will be saved ". So I did...and I was .

yeti expedition...

I dreamed that I went on  Yeti expedition , but all I found was a five dollar gift certificate to Pizza Hut . 

the pope and his alien friends...

I dreamed that aliens flew down to the Vatican City . The Pope was importing exquisite extra terrestrial  rum . The Pope and the aliens played strip poker all night long .

dog to vet...

I dreamed I took my dog to the vet . He replaced it with another dog but pretended he did not . His shirt read : " I have never lied in my life " . That was the first indicator .

pigs belly...

Last night I dreamed that I woke up in the middle of a pigs belly . Suddenly the Devil appeared and told me that he was not sure where I was , but it definitely was not in the middle of a pigs belly . 

the prophets

I dreamed that the world was nothing more than a piece of bubble gum . And just before a child put us all in his mouth to chew us to death , 1000 prophets ran into the streets and hollered : "all is well " . 

the moon

I dreamed the moon was being struck with balls of fire . I began to weep as an old lady took notes regarding my condition . I ran away into the night .

giant turd...

I dreamed there was a giant turd , flying at a fan . But I don't know what it means .

...the universe .

I dreamed that I stepped upon a tack . But when I took it out of my foot , it turned out to be the universe .

little horses

I dreamed my horse died ; and 1000 little horses came to take it home .

king david

Last nigh I dreamed that I saw David fight Goliath . Thing is , as it turned out , Goliath was blind and drunk ; and David was armed with a machine gun . And then God said to me : "see what I got to put up with ??? Piles and piles of bullshit ".

great white shark

I dreamed I was a great white shark . My fins could not reach my penis , so I began to murder people .

trust...

I dreamed that God came to me and said : " don't trust any of those fuckers and you will be right 99 % of the time ".

my left foot

I dreamed my left foot fell off and got stuck right up my ass . Then one of my toes began to spell out the words : " be afraid " .

jesus on the cross

I dreamed I saw Jesus on the cross . He said : "Father , forgive them" . Then some weird-o yelled out : "did you hear what He said ??? He said : ' go fuck yourself ' " .

footprints

I dreamed that Jesus showed me my footprints over a sand beach . I said to Him : "Jesus , why do I have seven toes on each foot ??? " . He just passed me the bottle of rum .

a grain of sand...

I dreamed I was a grain of salt on a beach of sand . I had to spend eternity lying about who I was. And the waves fucked with my head .

in cahoots...

I dreamed that all the cabbage in the world became alive ; and went around setting all the salads on fire . Then the carrots would come and piss on the salads , and get a handsome reward . Little did anyone know , they were in cahoots with the cabbage .

a pop-cycle named penis

I dreamed there was a young girl named Envy ; and her mother gave her a pop-cycle named Penis . She threw it on the ground , and it got hit by a car .

the televangelist

I dreamed a televangelist crawled up my ass and had a"revival meeting" . I had to take a knife and dig my guts out to get rid of him . Then I died and God held me in His arms . 

the devil's teeth .

I dreamed I was a baby inside a crib . And the crib was made out of the devil's teeth . And every time I cried they pierced my skin .

the weird dog

I dreamed a dog claimed to be Neptune and walked upon the ocean . Then Thor came and threw him a stick . Suddenly , the sky turned bright orange and the dog turned into a cat . I tried to lecture him on Greek mythology , but he proceeded to tell me to go fuck myself .

the tuna...

I dreamed that I was being chased across the ocean by a tuna . But it was in a can . Suddenly , the can broke open , and my soul flew away .

sacrificing chickens...

I dreamed that I was sacrificing chickens to the devil to get God's will done . And everyone that got in my way , I murdered . The chickens seemed to be laughing at me .

the lobster...

I dreamed I saw a lobster walk on water . He told a group of people that he knew the secret of eternal  love and happiness . They were hungry , however , and so they ate him before the words left his mouth .

paca dies...

I dreamed that Paca died . Then he appeared to me in my kitchen and burned a list of the reasons why he  didn't want to live on my forearm . I poured him a glass of milk .

paca and i in iceland...

I dreamed Paca and I went to Iceland . Somewhere between the fog and the ocean , I saw myself...dead . So we quickly found a colony of crabs and lobsters , and allowed them to feed upon my flesh . They smiled and waved good-by , all in perfect unison .

yellow buffalo...

I dreamed Paca and I were swarmed by yellow buffalo . They charged us like enemies , but their bodies went through ours , giving us new strength and vitality . Then a voice cried out : " reality is never what you perceive " . 

the pine tree...

I dreamed I was naked under a pine tree . And as I prayed to be nestled on top of an oak , I could feel my body being taken under ground ; smothered into nothingness . 

...went to hell...

Last night I dreamed Paca and I went to Hell . We roasted marsh mellows as the Devil screamed all around us . Then we put out our fire and made our way back home .

ocean of pillows...

I dreamed that I was drowning in an ocean of pillows ; which cut my skin into pieces like razor blades . I cried out : "how could this be???" And the answer came back : "how can anything be???"    

paca raised his hand...

There was an old Indian named Paca . And as he raised his hand , the water bended into the sky . And Paca said to me : "all of those who cannot bend the universe  have had the ability smothered by their deceit . 

the puppy dog

Last night in a dream...I asked God if He would give me a puppy dog with ears down to the ground . So He did . And the dog flapped his ears and flew away .

the river...

I dreamed I danced in the river . And as I danced the river smiled . The stones on the side jumped into the water . And the leaves played music as they fell from the sky . The moon turned into cream .

the nudest colony...

I dreamed I was in a nudest colony ; but I was murdered because I wasn't wearing a bracelet on my right ankle .

god and his issues...

I dreamed that God sent His angels to harvest all the drugs . Then He killed us all so we wouldn't tell on Him .

the gardener...

I dreamed I was a gardener who loved to grow flowers . Unfortunately , I liked to set them on fire even more so .

mudslide

I dreamed God changed my name to Mudslide .

yeti...

Last night I dreamed that two Yeti were having sex on the moon . And I thought to myself : "this is so weird ; how can they breathe ??? " .

an angel come to me...

i dreamed than an angel came to me and declared : "stu , you fucker...remember this...it is the showers of mercy , the ones who ignore infractions...these are the ones who will embrace true wisdom and insight " .

cockroaches...

I dreamed that cockroaches took over the world . But once they controlled everything and had nothing left to conquer ,  they all died of broken hearts .

woman hater...

I dreamed that I politely asked my girlfriend to stop beating me . So she called me a woman hater .

second coming...

Last night I dreamed that Jesus came back  , and took all the turtles to Heaven with Him . 

mothra and godzilla

I dreamed that I was drinking a beer , listening to The Pretenders in the background . Suddenly a tit was rubbing itself against my left ear . It was then I realized that Mothra didn't stand a chance against Godzilla .

elephant balls

I dreamed I went bowling with elephant testicles . I felt humiliated...right up until I got a perfect 300 score . Then everyone wanted some elephant nuts to bowl with . 

alien investigation team

I dreamed I was trying to have a shit , but the alien investigation team was in the toilet . They kept on eating corn chips and talking about their favorite situation comedies from the 70's . 

shit eating monkeys

I dreamed that I wrote a book that did really well ; but nobody gave a fuck because I didn't make much money . Then Godzilla screwed Mothra right up the ass . I got taken away by the mole people , to the land of shit eating monkeys .

jesus

I dreamed that Jesus came back naked . Over 99 % of His followers buggered off . The rest had a board meeting and voted Him off the island...( they were really stoned ) . 

jelly fish

Last night I dreamed that the jelly fish all disappeared . BUT NOBODY GAVE A FUCK . They were completely unaware that jelly fish were God's favorite creature . And He was very angry !!!

mexico

I dreamed I went over to a friends place , only to find her in tears . Apparently , her husband and her son took off to Mexico for a vacation and forgot to tell her .

donald fagan

I dreamed that I had a shit on a wall as I was walking through the door .Donald Fagan's son took a picture of it . I asked him what Donald Fagan was really like and he told me I was full of shit , and proceeded to walk away . It was then someone handed me my Christmas bonus .

my flowers...

I dreamed that I spent my entire life nurturing my flowers , and they , in turn , ate me .

the token

I dreamed I found a token by the bridge . As it turned out , it was all arranged to see if I would take it . I did , but what they failed to realize was that it was mine to to begin with . I think I tried to explain .

lost souls...

I dreamed that the beach was covered with lost souls . I reached down to pick one up , and a wave washed it out to sea . I could tell there were monsters in the ocean .

cod fish

I dreamed that I was smoking a cod fish  ; and was immediately murdered because everyone around me was smoking trout . But then The Great Ocean Sea Bass , killed every fucker on the beach , and uttered the words : "smoking is bad for your health " .   

girlfriend...

I dreamed that I was about to preach a sermon in a church , when suddenly my girlfriend walked into the room with another man . Then I realized , I was not dreaming .

ocean of tits

I dreamed I was a 13 year old boy , and I was drowning in an ocean of tits . Suddenly appeared Superman to save me ; and I told him to fuck off . I always figured he was gay anyway .

banana girl...

I dreamed that some girl was sucking on a banana . Suddenly , all this white cream came out of the banana , and I began to wish that I was a monkey . Then The Brady Bunch appeared and I began to feel guilty .  

the prettiest flower in the world...

I dreamed that I was a flower in a garden . I decided that I wanted to be the prettiest flower in the world , so I had my peddles trimmed , my stem groomed , and colored with the deepest colors in the world . Then I killed all the other flowers .

i were a rabbit...

I dreamed that I was a rabbit , and I would frolic and play with all the other rabbits . Then one day I lost an ear , defending the tribe against a hungry fox . When they saw I looked different than them , they savagely murdered me and rubbed my testicles all over a pine tree , singing "km-by-ya" .  

no posters , please

I dreamed that I put a poster in my window that read : " no posters , please " . People laughed at me , but i didn't understand why .  

slug with arms...

I dreamed I was a slug , and grew some arms . All the other slugs then got together and invented a religion where slugs with arms had to be put to death .( An abomination , they called me ) . So they nailed me to a sidewalk and praised God as my guts spilled all over the place .

m.m.d.c.

Once again , I dreamed that the Jehovah Slugs appeared at my door . So I hired some Mormon slugs to beat the crap out of them  . Then walked in Vince Mcslug from the W.W. E . , and he gave them all a contract to fight on T.V. I became the manager of the Mighty Mormon Demolition Crew .  

return of the jehoval slugs

I dreamed that the Jehovah Slugs came back to my front door . So I asked them a question : " is your religion a masturbating or non-masturbating religion ??? " .

killing myself

I dreamed I was a slug ; and the Jehovah Slugs came knocking at my door peddling their religion . So I killed myself .

door to door slug

I dreamed I was a slug that sold deodorant door to door . All I remember is that I had a terrible rejection complex . 

meaning of life...

I had a dream that I was walking along the beach , and suddenly I disappeared . Next thing I knew I was  under the sea playing cards with an octopus . I asked  him what the meaning of life was . He replied : "do you have any threes ???"

the sky and the moon

I dreamed the moon was covered by clouds . So , as a sacrifice , the towns people cut off the head of anyone they could find who couldn't keep a steady job . After 254 people , the moon appeared , and how they praised their god . 

sea of nipples

I dreamed that I was completely naked , bouncing on a sea of nipples . I begin to speak dirty , and the nipples got really hard and cut right through my feet . Then a giant finger pointed at me , and I melted into nothing .

the pope and his hash

I dreamed that the pope flew in my window again . This time I asked him for an autograph . When he took out his pen and paper , he turned into Elvis , and began to shake his hips as he danced around the room. . Then he took out a joint and tried to convince me that it was some type of holy candle . So I asked him for a puff of his candle .

Yea , candle .

the pope flew in my window...

I dreamed the pope flew in my window and crapped all over my ledge . I was going to call the baptists for help , but he sprayed some magic guilt juice all over me and I melted into the floorboards .

Yea , Pope

the frogs

I dreamed that frogs became mutations . And all they could do was hop in a circle . Because of this , every day the turtles would gather round to see the frogs be eaten by their predators . Hence , the turtles became very close to each other and would often bet on what frog would be eaten first . (You know , bonding shit like that ). 

Yea , frog

seagull...

I dreamed I was a seagull , fighting for some miscellaneous piece of shit on some wharf  somewhere . I was so busy being caught up in my smelly little world , I did not realize that my friends had found a bucket of chicken just a few yards to my left . Eventually , when my friends were finished eating - and I use the term"friend" loosely - one of them biffed a bone at me and it went right through my eye . As blood gushed everywhere , I could hear all the little fuckers laughing .  

Yea , chicken

the water fight

Last night I dreamed that I went to a water gun fight . But instead of using water guns , the other team would cut off your hand at the wrist . As the gravity of the situation dawned upon me , I increasingly became aware that I had to get the fuck out of there .

the pope

I dreamed that I dialed the wrong # and got the Pope on the line . He tried to sell me a set of encyclopedias .

Yea , encyclopedias .

the horse...

I dreamed i went through the desert on a horse with no name . But then it dawned on me : why if the fuck did nobody name the horse . I tried to name him , but with very attempt , the universe began to shake and disappear . The horse somehow contained infinity within his very existence . It was then I realized , maybe everything is actually this fucked up .

Yea , fucked up .

pizza

I dreamed that I was in this pizza house , where the main ingredient was the customers . Anyway , it was a small town so , before long , everyone had been eaten . And the entire staff became bitter at god for the injustice of it all .

Yea , injustice .

fish walking...

I dreamed there were these fish , walking across the road . I was afraid they may get hit be a car , so I squished them with my feet . As one lay dying , I held him ever so tightly to comfort him ; but all I did was squeeze his guts out all over the place . 

prairie dogs

I dreamed my car blew up , and killed every prairie dog in the world . That is it , nothing else was hurt . But then an alien space ship came down and said that they wanted to see our prairie dogs ; and that if we couldn't produce them , they would kill us all .

Yea , prairie dog . 

stamps...

I dreamed that there was a man who thought it meant you were gay if you collected stamps . So he collected so many rocks that he buried himself alive . Ironically , the stamps on the letters inviting people to his funeral , became very rare and valuable .

the wrestler

I dreamed this wrestler was making his ring entrance .He was "high fiving" everyone...all that shit . Then he came across this 90 year old man . He grabbed him , stuck his tongue down his throat , and rubbed his privates all over the old fuckers pants . Thing is , nobody seemed to notice .

Yea , notice .

trust...

Once I dreamed that this young lady and I were madly in love but did not trust each other . So I hired someone to shoot at her , and timed it perfectly so I could jump in front of her body and be her rescuer  . Thing is , I tripped and the bullet went right through her head . Just then , a flock of seagulls flew by .

Yea , seagulls .

white wine church

I dreamed that I went to a church that would only have white wine with communion . Before every service , the entire congregation would invade a red wine church , and murder everyone there . Then they would throw a monkey threw a door to celebrate .

Yea , monkey .

the bee...

I dreamed that a swarm of bees was about to kill me , so I pretended that I was a bee like them , and flapped my arms and began to fly across the sky . I don't think that I was eating any cornflakes but who the fuck knows . 

I dreamed that someone was invited into my house and found a knife on my dining room table . When they left , they proceeded to tell everyone they could think of that I was a serial murderer . It got me a lot of sex , but besides that it was a horrible thing .

Yea , thing .

the universe...

I dreamed that the universe was out to destroy me . I began to fight back ; but every time I hit it , it grew in strength and I diminished in power . I took a large sip of rum , but it turned into sand .

yea , sand .

man with no feet...

I dreamed there was a man who spent all his free time kicking animals . One morning , however , he woke up and his feet were gone . He screamed at the injustice of it all . Then an angel came down from Heaven and put a cigarette out on the top of his head .

I dreamed there were chickens in my bed , so I plugged it into the wall to fry the fucking things . I thought all was well , until I realized that I was frying with them . I heard rap music in the distance as I began to eat the chickens as they were eating me .


Yea , chickens .

the flower...

I dreamed I saw a flower in a field . I withered and died ; but someone placed a piece of coat hanger behind it so it  so it appeared to be healthy and alive . Then someone sprayed its rotting stem and peddles with paint . Finally all these zombi like  people gathered around the flower and complimented it on its beauty . I think the fumes of the paint intoxicated them . I tried to tell them , but they attacked me .

shoveling the sidewalk...

I dreamed that I was shoveling my sidewalk . But every time I lifted a pile of snow , a piece of clothing came off my body . Eventually I was naked and alone . But it was at that point I realized that I had nothing left to lose . I could put the snow any fucking place that I so desired and there was not a stitch of clothing left to hold me back . I was free .

worst enemy

I dreamed that my worst enemy was dying in a ditch . He had sworn to murder me...yet , at this point...he seemed to have forgotten all of that crap . Out of mercy , I threw him my lucky crab , then proceeded on my way .

Yea , crab .

my aching back...

I dreamed that I pulled my back out . So badly that I could not turn and wipe my ass . Thank God I didn't have to have a crap . In fact , an angel came down and addressed the subject . He said : "you owe God one " . Then he departed .


Yea , angel .

the sidewalk...

I dreamed a man with no arms was shoveling the sidewalk with his teeth . The pope saw his shabby work and crushed his head open with his walking stick . Then bats flew out of the popes hat into the far reaches of the galaxy . I just sat there and played with my leggo . 


yea , leggo

head up ass...

I dreamed that the Devil told me that if I STUCK MY HEAD UP MY ASS , all the secrets of the universe would unfold . I was just about to do it , but then a still small voice said to me : "DID IT WORK LAST TIME ???"  I was saved by the bell .

abandoning...

I had a dream of everyone who abandoned me . They were all acting out the reason why they did what they did , but it was on a times ten scale . That is , they were acting like fucking lunatics . (One guy was lying to me , telling me that he would call me tomorrow . One guy was screaming at me - for no reason that I could perceive at all . The third went insane ; dancing around in his own shit or something like that .)


Yea , shit . 

leaves into bottles

I dreamed there was a man with no arms ,  playing the piano . Then there was a half dead man in the ditch , cursing his rescuer . Then I saw a bird in a tree . He was drinking a bottle of rum , and I could hear him say : " this is really fucked up " . Suddenly the leaves turned into bottles .

the end...

I dreamed that the world was coming to an end . I could see it over the horizon . Yet just beyond it , I could see dinosaurs . I could tell that they were the new beginning .They were all getting along so well . The big ones , making love to the little ones . They smiled at me from a distance .


Yea , dinosaurs .

the monkey

I dreamed there was a man with no arms , playing a piano . Then I saw another man who was half dead , lying in a ditch ; he was cursing his rescuer . There was also a monkey masturbating in a tree ; and he said : "this is really fucked up " .

hemorrhoids

i dreamed this lady had hemorrhoids
she was in great distress
and she ran to the corner store
and bought every fucking thing she could find
everything , that is
but shit to rub on her ass

she said that the chicken wings
healed her

world crashing down

i dreamed that the world came crashing down
and all the little boys and girls
were ushered back to school
but this time the curriculum had changed
you know
instead of history
they had stealing
instead of geography
selling shit on the black market
and instead of math
advanced cannibalism

enrollment actually went up  

bunnies and carrots

I dreamed that all the cabbages in the world waged war on all the carrots in the world . The bunny rabbits took exception to this and joined forces with the carrots . The carrots just assumed that the bunnies were their friends . They were not .


There are many reasons to be nice to another . Because you are nice is just one of them . 

mouth wash...

I dreamed I bought a five ounce bottle of mouth wash...then the sales man gave me a children's plastic swimming pool to drink it in . For some reason , I figured that he wanted me to fill the whole fucking thing with mouth wash...then drink it . So then I left .


Yea , mouth wash .

two naked women...

There they were , two naked women , licking each other from top to bottom . Caressing , holding , sweat saturating their bodied as the sun shined off  their damp , hot skin . Suddenly , the door broke open wide...and there before them was the wolf man !!! He howled violently as he ripped off their heads and bowled them down the main corridor . Then I woke up ; my heart pounding . 

silver bullet

i dreamed that someone who i thoroughly distrust gave me a silver bullet...i took it and said good-by...knowingly full well that even the bits and pieces of myself that i distrust...are armed to fight any werewolves that will inevitably come my way .

(i was soon to meet another person who i distrust...i bought him lunch .)

he who actually has another who they can trust...has a gift beyond comprehension .     

fucked forever

I dreamed that  some drunken monster took out a pool cue and then aimed it at the earth . He then proceeded to shoot the earth into a black hole . It was a perfect shot and millions of aliens began to applaud . After that , all I can remember is us voting on some stupid piece of legislature and our planet went down an eternal hole...fucked forever .


It happens to all planets sooner or later . 

...i was a rat...

I dreamed I was a rat , and everyone despised me for it . It didn't bother me too much , you know , being a rat and all . But one day I looked in the mirror and I noticed I was wearing women underwear . Then I couldn't understand why people hated me

rat tails and the galaxy

I dreamed that all the rats in the world , were strangely drawn to all the other rats in the world and tied their tails together . Then they ran in the opposite directions until their fur was stripped off their body . At this point they all became a bloody mess of  rat executives ; and began writing proposals for new planets at the edge of our galaxy .


I look forward to finding out what those planets are like .

baloons

I dreamed that all the love in the world came down in the form of balloons . Then , suddenly...someone began to pop all the balloons with the nose of a swordfish . They said it was for the good of everyone . Next scene...I was in the back of a tracker ; my father told me to jump and that he would catch me . He let me go and I fell into Hell .

    

legs turning into wings...

I dreamed that my legs turned into wings . But instead of using them to fly ; I just dragged them upon the ground until they fell off . There were millions of seagulls watching me . The more I cried ; the harded they laughed .

Crows would have been better . 

dancing around the cup

I dreamed that all the politicians were dancing around a cup of coffee , singing a song that went something like :" do do do da do do do" . One at a time , they would take turns telling everyone in the circle the true stories of their lives . At the end  , they all drew guns which were hidden in secret pocket in their pants , and shot each other in the head . Then a solitary dove flew across the sky .


Hummmm , what color was the dove ???

the pickle

I had a dream that I was a pickle ; but everyone thought i was a banana . I set out on a crusade to prove to all exactly who I was . I sailed the seven seas and all that shit . Eventually , I came across this tribe of savages who had a strict diet of only pickles . And they ate me . The end .


Yea , such is life .

pigs

I dreamed that pigs were climbing on top of each other to reach the moon . But every time a pig was abut to touch the surface , another pig grabbed at him  and pulled him back down . This went on for what seemed to be an eternity . Eventually , however , a hamburger company gathered all the pigs and carved them into little pieces . 


Yes , the old pigs were fighting with each other so long that they had no energy to fight the hamburger company trick . Third time i heard that story this week .

the sun blacking out

I dreamed that something was blacking out the sun . I wasn't sure what it was at first ; but as it got closer , I became aware that it was a pool cue . That we were a boll about to be shot into outer-space . I began to pray for help ; and then a 40 "ouncer" of rum fell from the sky . God is good .


I wonder what the Mormons would think of that dream ???

smoking a turd in school...

I dreamed I was in grade school and was sitting in the middle of the class . The teacher called all our names for attendance , but when she got to mine , I had a big turn in my mouth and couldn't speak a word . Then some other kid lit my turd and I began to smoke it .


Yes , sometimes life can be a shit sandwich...without any bread !!!

I had a dream that I was bowling while really drunk . All of the sudden , I looked at the ball , only to discover that it was planet earth . I quickly picked it up and threw it down the ally next to mine . But it didn't move ; it just stayed there . Then it exploded , and blood gushed all over the fucking place .


Yea , we're in shit all right .

the horse and the devil

Last night I dreamed that I was a horse . A noble horse at that . Thing is , my fir was all checkers , and all the neighborhood  kids would play board games on my coat . Eventually the devil showed up and somehow conned this boy into playing a game of chess for his soul . Of course the devil won and the kid was banished into the flames of hell . And that is all I remember...it gets blurry from that point on .

Oh , yes , my wife is a compulsive gambler .


Indeed , there is an inner board game within all of us .  

the naked man and the locusts

I had a dream that a naked man was trying to take over the world . Thing is ; he was naked...so nobody paid him much attention . That is , until the locusts attacked . And not ordinary locusts either . They didn't eat crops or shit like that . They just carried a sign around their necks that read : "listen to the naked man" .


Interesting ; were these African or European locusts ???

jethro and the tomato's

I dreamed my friend Jethro masturbated into a tomato . Next scene , he was being chased around this fenced-in village with a bunch of half human half tomato's chasing him with axes . In the middle of the village , there was a giant hole that was part tomato . I got the feeling they wanted to throw Jethro into it .


Bad day , eh ??? 

penis in mouth...

I dreamed that there was a rather large penis in the mouth of this fellow I know . He was trying to tell everyone that he was indeed heterosexual , but the penis was so large that he couldn't get the words out . As for me , I was by the potato patch and I laughed so hard that I cried .


If he isn't gay , he must have just got sucked in .

god's hockey game...

I dreamed that God decided to turn the world into one giant hockey rink ; and that everyone would simply just fuck around and play hockey until they died . But right before the game , they all decided to burn their hocky sticks as a thank you to the All Mighty . But then they had no hocky sticks to play with . And oh , how they cursed God .


Dream , eh ???

the psychopath...

Last night I dreamed that a friend of mine took some psychopath to his church . The psychopath promptly climbed into the top thing-a-ma-jig part and lit a fire . My friend went crazy and , though I did everything in my power to stop but  I could not . He ran away into the distance , not giving a flying fuck about anything besides himself  getting away .


Well , it is a good way to keep in shape .

the army...

I dreamed I was the leader of an army that was assigned to invade a non-existent planet . All my troops were behind me ; we were "armed to the teeth' ; it looked really fucking good . Thing is , however , we had nowhere to go . It was at this point that one of my officers-stoned out of his fucking mind-brought out the deck of cards . And there-by beginning our eternity . 


What game of cards were you playing ?

the butterful...

I dreamed I was a butterfly . But I could not stop playing with my vagina . Everywhere I went , people would never stop to look at my beauty . All they saw was me playing with my snatch . And they thought I was despicable . Then one day , a little boy cut off my wings ; and everyone was happy .


Yea , butterfly !!!

the turd

I dreamed I pulled a turd out of my bottom . It said to me : "why did you take me out before my time ??? " Now the entire world must die . I know you don't think such little things matter ; but when you see your silly fucked up planet blown into sweet fuck all , you will then get the picture ". I tried to shove the turd back up my ass but it was too late .


Indeed , the turd probably represents shit . Who knows when there will have been one too many shit fests for this planet to handle . 

no clothes

I dreamed that I took off my clothes and I was a girl . I was about to be horrified , but then , from nowhere , a dozen elves appeared and told me how all men are women when you really get down to it . Then they all held hands and danced around me in a circle , singing "Kum-By-Ya , My Lord" .


Did they dance to the left , or to the right ??? 

the rat

I dreamed this rat was licking his balls . Then , all of the sudden , a ferret grabbed them , pulled them right off his body , and ran to the local bowling ally where he threw them down the ally and got a perfect score...and then he dropped dead as all the animals around him applauded . 

Indeed , even in life when we win...sometimes we lose .

i had a dream...about bobby

I  had a dream that someone set out to destroy the life of my friend , Bobby . Thing is , what he didn't realize was that Bobby had it all planned that , if this individual was successful , he was to murder him and go to jail and write a book about it . The book was to be called : "Bobby's Revenge " .


What Bobby should do is pay the milk man to screw him . It's perfectly legal , and it might even make a mini-series .

alien we fucked over

I dreamed that someone came down from outer-space to put an end to hunger and war . Everything was going quite reasonably well until he mentioned something about the rich helping out the poor ; and then it all went to shit . You should have seen the poor fucker run  ; bottles of beer being thrown at his head...you know ??? the whole nine yards .
Next seen , he was back on his planet . He opened up his mail and there he finds a bill for all the beer that was thrown at him . Then I woke up .


Selfish bastard ; I hope he paid for the beer .

the ocean

I dreamed that I swallowed the ocean up my ass . Immediately , God appeared and said : " how in the fuck did you do that " . I told him that there was something hidden up my sleeve . "And not only that" , I continued , "but every last mother fucker you ever created has something hidden up their sleeve...they just ain't telling you or any of your buddies ". God just smiled ; and began to reveal to me what was up His sleeve . As He did , I fell into a magical swamp , where time and space seemed to disappear up a sleeve of some sort of dragon or another . The dragon just smiled and said : " you ain't seen nothing yet , white boy" .


yea , dragon !!!  

oh , those fucking crabs

I had a dream about this lady complimenting my poetry . As I was thanking her by complimenting her on her spacecraft , a thousand crabs began to laugh hysterically at me and began to snap their claws . I then proceeded to wrap up my written poems and dose  the paper with gasoline . I lit them up and threw the balls of fire at the crabs . They all burned to death .


fucking crabs !!!

the shark...

I dreamed that I was a shark , and all I wanted to do was eat the pussy of other sharks . Thing is , my teeth were too sharp so I couldn't do it . I died of a deep depression ; then I went straight to Hell for my sinful intent .


The life of a shark ; I don't know how they do it .

cabbage...

I dreamed I was a cabbage , lying in the middle of a patch of carrots . They began to mock me , so I  prayed that God would kill them . Suddenly ,  a plethora of rabbits came by and ate every fucking one of them . I laughed so hard that I pissed myself until I flooded the entire world and everyone in it died . As for me , Noah came by in his arc and pulled me into his boat ; thus , saving my ass .

Boy , you are lucky . 


  

american idol

I dreamed I was on American Idol . I was singing Grandma's Feather Bed , when suddenly my penis came out of my pants and began to make its way up into the audience . Once there , it began to wrap itself around all of the people and strangle them until their brains came out of their belly buttons . Thereupon their brains ran to the doors and left the building as quickly as possible .


Yea ; I have had that exact same dream . 

the hockey game

I dreamed that the world came to an end . Then , a giant appeared and peeled the skin off it like it was a banana . Then there was another world . But this one was just a little bit different . This time , the world was a hockey rink . There were two teams ; the south and the north . It would take years just to get the puck up the ice . But it didn't really matter because there was no net . They just skated around for eternity .


Indeed , do you sometimes feel like your life is like a shit sandwich...and they forgot the bread ???      

king of the rats

i dreamed i was the king of the rats...and the rats worshiped me...then one day a rather large purple rat approached me and asked me what one plus one was...i did not know so i just said..."your mother is a whore"...apparently i was right which , of course...made the rats even more convinced i was god...all except for the one who i referred to as the offspring of a prostitute...one night while i was sleeping...he cut off my nuts and ran away into the distant cities .

yes , indeed...you are afraid of being found out , eh ??? well , don't worry about it...truth be known...just about every fucking one of us is a fraud of one sort or another .

trolls and beatles

I dreamed I was naked in a field , and all these trolls were dancing around my body  , holding hands and singing "hey , jude" . Suddenly , their legs fell off and they all began to scream in agony . I woke up in a cold sweat .


Yea , once the aliens finally invade , you will feel much better .

the vampires

i dreamed two vampires were dancing under the light of the full moon...one had no pants on and it appeared that the other...the larger one...was  goosing her up her ass...as this was going on...the ground began to rumble...and hundreds of severed left hands began to appear out of the dirt .


trying to come to terms with your fallen nature ??? yup , that sounds about right .

the squirrel and his nuts

I dreamed I  was a squirrel in the tree , licking my walnuts . Suddenly the walnuts exploded and the next thing I know I was in a room in front of a judge . He accused me of wrongful behavior with my nuts , and sentenced my to a life time in jail .  When I got to jail , all the other squirrels made fun of me .


The judge represents inner-guilt . I think the rest is fairly obvious . Tell me about that vampire dream . Vampires are always a hoot .

shit dream

I dreamed that shit was coming out of my ears and mouth . And every time I tried to stop it , my father would beat me over my head . Eventually I faded into the ground into nothing , as my father laughed  hysterically .

Did you really dream this ??? Wow , your father is a real shit !!! And find someone to help you with your self-esteem . 

touring in a car...

I dreamed that I was with a man touring through the streets of where I live , and the country side . He took me to another fellow to talk about purchasing some land . Then he told me that since he killed himself 18 months ago , everyone wanted to use his car . Then we went straight down a cliff , but there was no apparent danger . I also remember him talking about how he would never be associated with any kind or religion .


well , part of you you thought was dead is not...and it wants to lead you into various situations...it wants to command you...the fact that it is dead is not very encouraging...what kind of man was involved in the business deal ??? these two characters and what they mean to you , will revel essentially what is going on .

fishing...

I had this dream where I went fishing , and caught myself a trout . I took it off my hook and bashed its head against some rocks . But then , at the very second I placed him in my fishing box , I became completely aware that I was him .


in a real sense...everything around us is part of us...when we hate someone...we are bringing that back upon ourselves...and...as for the trout...well...my suspicion is that you are very hard on yourself...it seems like a noble thing to be...but it is not...when we start fucking with ourselves...we inevitably begin to fuck up everything around us...so take it easy...stu :)     

the box of critters

Last night I dreamed that I was at some type of house or another , and I found a box of insects on the floor . I then immediately got a friend to burn the entire place down . Much to my surprise , the owner of the place did not seem to mind .

maybe the owner should have minded...it seems to me that you are unhappy with the imperfections in your life...you know , want to throw the baby out with the bathwater kind of thing...take care of yourself...and next time...hire someone to simply get rid of the bugs .  

the clothing store dream

I dreamed that I was at a second hand clothing store . Then I heard this lady I know crying for help . ( She was someone who had completely let me down years before ). I wanted to help her , but I could not . So someone I did not know stepped out of the shadows and went to her aid .


it seems to me that you are attempting to get in touch with a part of yourself that has been taken away...i get the feeling that the lady was very significant...what part of you do you feel is missing ??? as for the clothes , i am relatively sure that they represent your past...and finally there is the man...you did not know him...maybe  the part of you that offers help is unfamiliar to you as well .

may god be with you...

I dreamed that my baby boy came back from the dead . And he held me and said that this is for all the time I was not here .

you are trying to work out something very big...god bless you... : ) stu

pizza with my father...

I dreamed I was with my father in the kitchen. A pizza arrived at the door and I , and I went down the get it . When I got back upstairs , I noticed that my father had lost his mind and wanted to kill me . I took the pizza , did not pay him back the money I owed him , and left when he was not looking .

70 % of dreams , the characters represent part of yourself . Sounds to me like you are "beating up yourself" and attempting to nurture yourself at the same time . Point : stop being so hard on yourself !!!

mr. mouse

I dreamed I was on the veranda of the house where I grew up . There were mice underneath . I could see them through holes in the wood , but they could not see me . I decided not to kill them .


interesting...mice a relatively harmless and , not only that...you had complete control...(of the ghosts of your past)...hummmm...your enemy is not as big as you think it is...but my guess is you need more communication...are the mice white ??? because that means they are even less harmless...your biggest enemy is yourself... :) stu

    

mr. shoe

I was in a classroom sitting and my shoe fell off . I realized that they didn't fit me : they were too big .


you obviously feel out of place where you are at...but just because you feel something does not make it true...confront yourself...are you afraid ??? (we are all afraid of something)...or is your subconscious mind telling you to get the fuck out ??? : ) stu  

P.S.
i don't know the answer to that question...and i would not tell you if i did .

continued...mr. guy with parents...part 2

just looking at your dream again , and something else came to me...back to the letter...though not necessarily about divorce...it does contain the theme of all things being revealed to you...which , of course , is a very positive thing...have a great day...send me another if you have one...stu :)

mr. guy with parents

I read a letter from my mother , and there seemed nothing special about it . But then I read it again and it said in the letter that she was going to divorce my Dad (.J.B.)  


interesting...let me preface by saying that 70 % of the time we dream , the characters represent parts of ourselves...having said that , i would say that the dream is suggesting that you should look twice at life decisions , as they may be more significant than you first think...as for your parents , what do they mean to you ??? because whoever they are , it appears that those aspects of you are on "shaky ground".

yea , i don't think it is about an actual divorce .have a great day , stu

the fish tank

I dreamed I was a fish in a fish tank. And the tank was surrounded by mirrors .  And every time I would swim around the  bottle , I would see myself . But it wasn't really myself . It was both my mother and myself at the same time . So I would try to strangle her . But my fins would just slide helplessly off the glass . 



Well , your mother obviously has some weird form of control over you  , and you feel helpless to deal with it . But I will tell you this : letting go and forgiving will do a lot more good than murder . For one thing , it is illegal . (Murder , that is ; not letting go and forgiving ).

new york city

I dreamed I was with a friend in New York City . He gave a lecture to a completely satisfied crowed .He was also pleased because every lecture in N.Y. goes "on record" . Next scene , a friend was on a roof , telling me that some particular individual would be a fantastic room mate , (opposed to me) . I told him , essentially , to "fuck off " . Next , there  was a flood - things got carried away...and that is about it .


I notice that your life , as depicted here , has everything in control or out of control . Time to let go and see what remains . What the flood takes away , you don't really need anyway .And  oh, yes...the approval you seem to be looking for (from the record keeping people)...let that go too...all bullshit , my friend .

goldfish

I dreamed I was a gold fish , swimming around and around this tank . I kept on believing that some day I would be set free into the ocean , and that I would be some type of leader to all the other fish . And then it happened : I was taken and flushed down the toilet .


I think the dream is fairly obvious . Question : who flushed you ??? Because , whoever it was , good chance that there are some real issues with that individual , even if it turns out to be yourself .

Heaven and Jesus

So last week I dream that I met Jesus at the gates of Heaven . He gives me a big stick , and tells me to hold it and that He would be right back . So there I am holding this stick and nobody comes back . I can hear Him on the other side of the door laughing at me with his buddies , but nobody comes to get me . Then me feelings get real hurt and I start beating myself with the stick . T .P .


Catholic , are we ??? Time to forgive and let go . The big stick thing is your father , not God . Remember , love never beats its children with a big stick , a small stick...or a stick of any kind , for that matter . Have a wonderful day . Stu . 

sex on the beach

I dreamed I was having sex with my wife on the beach . Suddenly , her body began to fade into the sand . Within a minute , I was screwing nothing . Then a howling wind began to blow the sand into the ocean . J . L .


weird , eh ??? it's like this...when we attempt to take control...we lose control...time , my friend...to let go and see what is actually authentic in that relationship...and with your other relationships as well .   

small animal...

I dreamed that there was a small animal sitting in the corner of the room. It looked injured and sick and I wanted to stop it from suffering. I started hitting it with a stick, but everytime I hit it, it just suffered more but would not die. I felt terrible. What did it mean?  I . W.

hummmm...easy...the animal is the part of you you don't really want to be in your life...you cannot extinguish your psychology , however...embrace yourself...learn how to tame yourself...and life will fall into place...have a nice day !!!