THE UNIVERSE BEGINNING...AGAIN !!!

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE SUDDENLY BEGAN ALL OVER AGAIN...AND I WAS TO FIND MYSELF ON A TEETER-TOTTER SOMEWHERE ON A DISTANT CORNER .

CAT TURNED INTO A BOAT

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT TURNED INTO A BOAT...AND I PADDLED HIM THROUGH DOG SEA .

THE DEVIL

I DREAMED THAT SATAN WON A BEAUTY CONTEST...THEN HE PISSED ON THE JUDGES .

NEW BEATLES ALBUM

I DREAMED THAT THE BEATLES RECORDED A NEW ALBUM...AND IT CAME WITH A FREE TURTLE WHO COULD ACTUALLY SING ALONG .

THE ASTEROID FROM OUTER-SPACE

I DREAMED THAT EVERYONE WOKE UP AND DECIDED TO LOVE EACH OTHER...JUST THEN AN ASTEROID HIT THE PLANET AND WE ALL DIED .

MY UNDERWEAR

I DREAMED THAT MY UNDERWEAR WAS MADE OF GOAT...AND EVERY TIME I WOULD FART...IT WOULD GO..."BAAAAAA" .

THE POSTMAN AND MY DOG

I DREAMED THAT THE POSTMAN BARKED AT MY DOG...AND THE SKY TURNED GREEN .

THE BATTERFLY

I DREAMED THAT A BUTTERFLY...GREW BATS WINGS...THEN ENTERED A BEAUTY CONTEST...JUST TO CONFUSE EVERYONE .

THEN HE POUNCED UPON THE INSECT WORLD .

SPACE MONKEYS

I DREAMED THAT THE STARS TURNED INTO BANANAS...AND GIANT SPACE MONKEYS APPEARED AND ATE THEM ONE BY ONE .

COLLISION COURSE WITH SUN

I DREAMED THAT THE JELLY FISH ATE ALL THE GRASSHOPPERS...AND THIS SOMEHOW SENT THE EARTH ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE SUN .

AN ODE TO FREUD

I DREAMED I HAD A VACUUM CLEANER...AND SOME GUY NAMED RICHARD GOT SUCKED RIGHT UP IN IT .

THE UNIVERSE GROWING BOOBS

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE GREW BOOBS...AND A SENILE OLD MAN HYKED ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP .

MANTA RAY IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND .

I DREAMED THAT A MANTA RAY...GREW SO BIG THAT IT COVERED THE ENTIRE WORLD...AND A MILLION YEARS LATER...WHEN CIVILIZATION GREW AGAIN...PEOPLE WOULD SING SONGS ABOUT MANTA RAYS...AND NOT QUITE UNDERSTAND WHY .

CROCODILES AND BIBLES

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE CROCODILES LOST THEIR TEETH...AND TOOK UP SELLING BIBLES FROM DOOR TO DOOR .

FOREST WHALES

I DREAMED THAT WHALES TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE FOREST...AND LOVE TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE HEARTS OF MANKIND...IT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL FOR EITHER OF THEM .

THE RAPTURE...

I DREAMED THAT THE RAPTURE HAPPENED...AND GOD TOOK ALL THE DOGS AND LEFT THE REST OF US TO ROT .

ETERNITY

I DREAM THAT THE MOUNTAIN FALLS INTO THE VALLY...AND ALL OF ETERNITY FALLS IN WITH IT .

THE WHALE

I DREAMED THAT A WHALE WAS BEACHED ON MY HEART...AND BLACK SEAGULLS BEGAN TO DEVOUR HIM AS MY HEART BEGAN TO BEAT FASTER AND FASTER .

BABOON COUNTRY...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS TAKEN OVER BY BABOONS...THE LEADER REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS POPE ...HE WAS A SEX ADDICT .

EVOLUTION

I DREAMED THAT BATS LOST THEIR WINGS...BUT SOON LEARNED TO RUN 200  , 000 MILES PER HOUR .

THERE BE WHALES...

I DREAMED I ATE A WHALE...AND SHAT OUT 42 CANS OF TUNA .

WATER TURNED TO SAND

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE WATER TURNED TO SAND...AND I TOOK A BATH .

WALKING ACROSS THE OCEAN...

I DREAMED I DRANK THE OCEAN...AND THEN WENT FOR A STROLL ACROSS THE BOTTOM , PAINTING EVERYTHING ORANGE .

THE ROSE...AND THE HAWK

I DREAMED THAT THE ROSE BECAME A HAWK...AND IT TAUGHT ALL THE OTHER HAWKS ALL ABOUT FLOWERS .

PET PARROT

I DREAMED THAT I WORKED WITH A LADY WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS HER OWN PET PARROT...UNTIL SHE FLEW OUT OF HER WINDOW AND DIED .

MY. ADAM AND HIS WIFE , EVE

I DREAMED THAT ADAM AND EVE WERE INTO NOTHING SEXUALLY BUT MUTUAL MASTURBATION...AND THEY RUINED GOD'S PLAN .