Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Friday, February 28, 2014
crab shell...
I dreamed that I was a crab with no shell . So I spent all my free time preaching to other crabs how evil it was to have a shell .
Thursday, February 27, 2014
quest for cheese...
I dreamed I was a tuna sandwich ; and I spent the rest of eternity looking for some cheese to stick on my body . In fact , I ruined my life in quest for cheese .
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
world being controlled by pineapples...
I dreamed that it turned out that the earth was secretly being controlled by pineapples . They were just using us humans to suck the juice out of them . It was a sexual thing .
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
skinny dipping in the lake of fire...
I dreamed I went skinny dipping in the Lake of Fire . And I got in shit because it was against the rules .
Monday, February 24, 2014
end of the world
i dreamed that the world came to an end . And when I got to Heaven , it turned out that it happened because God forgot to set His alarm clock .
Sunday, February 23, 2014
death and shit...
I dreamed that I died and went to Heaven . At the Perle Gates I saw St. Peter . I asked him if I could come in , and all he said was : "Dave's not here , man " .
Saturday, February 22, 2014
sperm in the world...
I dreamed that all the sperm in the world was hung around the neck of a
giant pig . He died and went to Hell and made billions of demonic
creatures .
Friday, February 21, 2014
tuna...
I dreamed that everyne in the world was a can of tuna . But when you opened most of the cans up...there was only shit inside .
Thursday, February 20, 2014
planet earth...
I dreamed that we invented this high powered telescope...and discovered that planet earth was simply a wart on god's ass .
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
monster that ate winnipeg
I dreamed that I became a monster that ate Winnipeg . And all the girls wanted to screw me .
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
inbreeds and pig fucking and shakespeare
I dreamed that I was attacked by some inbreeds in a swamp . They made me squeal like a pig while I recited Shakespeare .
Monday, February 17, 2014
jellyfish hard-on...
I dreamed that I was a jelly fish...and I spent my entire life trying to get a hard-on .
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
the pope and the cat...
I dreamed that the Pope sacrificed a cat to Baal . And the cat god blew up the world as a response .
Friday, February 14, 2014
the pillow...
I dreamed my pillow turned into granite and grew a mouth and teeth . Then it went on a crusade around the world , convincing people that it was the softest pillow ever .
Thursday, February 13, 2014
talking butterfly
I dreamed that my shit turned into a talking butterfly that had the key to wisdom and truth . It was promptly eaten by a cat .
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
angel of death...
I dreamed that the angel of death started smoking cigarettes and died of cancer . From that point on , nobody could die until they found a replacement .
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
the monster...
I dreamed that there was a hole in my boat...and I prayed God would fill it somehow . Then a monster reached his arm through the hole and strangled me .
Monday, February 10, 2014
i dreamed that the lake was drank by the ocean...
I DREAMED THAT THE LAKE WAS SWALLOWED BY THE OCEAN...AND WAS SPAT INTO THE SUN.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
eating the worlds secrets
I dreamed that my goldfish began to talk to me about all the secrets of the universe . It made me feel kinda inferior...so i ate him .
Friday, February 7, 2014
Thursday, February 6, 2014
the aliens...
I dreamed the aliens came down and replaced all the rodents with one super rodent...called rodent plus . And didn't the kids love them .
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
I dreamed that every humanoid was hollowed out...
I dreamed that every humanoid was hollowed out of their soul and sent away to a distant planet...the planets name...earth !!!
Monday, February 3, 2014
weird shit and such...
I dreamed that the turd of discontent...threw up into the ass hole of confusion and sexual ambiguity... and licked its own nuts in the lake of bastardized reality .
Sunday, February 2, 2014
trout of contention...
I dreamed that the trout of contention , swam up the lake of misery , into the ass hole of despair...and ordered a cheese burger , an onion rings and a strawberry milkshake .
Saturday, February 1, 2014
ball of shit...
I dreamed that the world became a ball of shit...hurdling toward the sun . Then I realized that I was not dreaming .
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