the lonely penis

I dreamed there was a penis , that was not used as a weapon against a segment of the human race . He died of loneliness .

banjo snake

I dreamed that I was a snake . And I made my living playing the banjo .

SPERM

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE SPERM IN THE WORLD...COMMITTED SUICIDE WHEN IT HIT THE VAGINA...AND , CONSEQUENTLY...THERE WAS WORLD PEACE IN EIGHTY YEARS .

the pony

I dreamed that I was a pony that traveled around the galaxy . Nobody applauded me , however , because they said my cock was too small .

camels...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE CAMELS TOOK OVER THE PLANET...AND THEY TOLD US TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER .

WE DID NOT STAND FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT .

T.B.C.

EVERYTHING AND NOTHING

I DREAMED THAT I SAW EVERYTHING AND NOTHING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME...I LIT UP A SMOKE AND BLEW IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE .

I dreamed I was a frog ; and I squished myself . All the other frogs laughed .

vagina in the olympics...

I dreamed I was a vagina in the olympics . And I opened a bottle of coke in record time .

i blew a bubble...

I dreamed I blew a bubble . Then I pleaded with the bubble to blow me back .

end of universe...

I dreamed that the universe came to an end . And we discovered that it wasn't really there .

magic turd...

I dreamed I flew a turd into the sun . And the smell protected me from the heat .

billy penis...

I dreamed than someone named Billy Penis , went out on a date with some chick named Cathy Virgina .

violin shark...

I dreamed I was a shark and I tried to learn the violin . It got so frustrating that I ate five fishermen .

i dreamed i was calm...

I DREAMED I WAS A CLAM...AND A SEAGULL TOOK ME A MILE UP INTO THE SKY...TOLD ME HE WAS GAY...THEN DROPPED ME TO THE ROCKS BELOW .

cat videos

I dreamed that people were torturing me ; commanding me to make cat videos .

clam church

I dreamed I went to clam church on the bottom of the ocean . All I remember is hymn # 147 , " Let's bash those fucking lobsters " .

non-swimming fish

I dreamed that I was a fish that couldn't swim . So I just sat on the bottom of the ocean and toked dope all day long .

my ice cream dream...

fuck you ??? what do you mean...fuck me...fuck you , ass hole...watch who you are calling ass hole...ass hole...fuck you...yea , go fuck yourself...yea , fuck yourself...fuck you...right...fuck you...FUCK IT ALL...LET'S GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM .

end of world...

I dreamed that the world cam to an end . And nobody noticed .

magic hot dog

I dreamed that I licked the shit out of a hot dog . Of course , that would make it a magic hotdog .