Saturday, May 31, 2014

FLYING CRABS...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS INVADED BY FLYING CRABS . SO WE HAD TO HIRE A PSYCHIATRIST TO CONVINCE THEM THAT CRABS CANNOT FLY .

Friday, May 30, 2014

ELVIS THE COCKROACH

I DREAMED I SAW A COCKROACH WHO TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS ELIVS PRESLEY...I KNEW IT WAS TRUE BECAUSE ALL THE GIRL COCKROACHES WERE GETTING REALLY WET .

Thursday, May 29, 2014

BEAUTIFUL WORLD

I DREAMED THAT EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD TURNED INTO A LLAMA...AND IN  A FEW SHORT YEARS...THE WORLD BECAME BEAUTIFUL AGAIN .

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

BEEF FARMER...

I DREAMED I WAS A BEEF FARMER...BUT ALL MY COWS HAD BOUGHT GUNS AND MADE ME DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS .

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

PLANET EARTH...

I DREAMED THAT PLANET EARTH GREW WINGS...AND FLEW DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN .

ASS HOLES

I DREAMED THAT THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THAT WASN'T FULL OF SHIT...WERE ASS HOLES .

Saturday, May 24, 2014

BOAT AT SEA...

I DREAMED MY BOAT WAS AT SEA...AND SOMEONE PUT A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM TO MAKE WAY FOR A SWIMMING POOL .

END OF THE WORLD...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD CAME TO AN END...AT WHICH POINT , I REALIZED IT WAS NEVER THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE .

Friday, May 23, 2014

TEETH FALLING OUT...

I DREAMED THAT MY TEETH FELL OUT OF MY ASS...AND I HAD NOTHING LEFT TO SAY .

LAZY ANTS...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE ANTS BECAME LAZY DRUNKS...AND ATE THEIR QUEEN JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT .

Thursday, May 22, 2014

COFFEE WITH BEE...

I DREAMED I HAD COFFEE WITH A BUMBLE BEE...WE JUST LAUGHED AND BUZZED THE WHOLE AFTERNOON .

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

KIND ALIENS...

 

 


I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS INVADED BY KIND HEARTED ALIENS...THEY TOOK ALL OUR WORMS...SAID..."THANK YOU FOR THE WORMS"...THEN BUGGERED OFF BACK INTO OUTER-SPACE.

   

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

godzilla vs rodan...

i dreamed that "godzilla" was caught having sex with "rodan"...so he felt compelled to destroy the world...to keep his dignity .

GIANT TURD FROM OUTER-SPACE...

I DREAMED THAT A 2000 FOOT TURD CAME FROM OUTER-SPACE AND DECLARED WAR ON EARTH...AFTER MUST DISTRESS...I SINGLE- HANDEDLY DEFEATED THE TURD...ONLY TO BE SHUNNED FOR SMELLING BADLY .

Monday, May 19, 2014

WALKING BY THE WOOD PILE

I DREAMED I WAS WALKING BY THE WOOD PILE...ON A SNOWY EVENING...AND WAS BITTEN BY A LARGE UNIDENTIFIABLE RODENT...WHO I PROCEEDED TO HACK TO BITS WITH AN AXE...AIN'T NATURE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL . 

Sunday, May 18, 2014

THE BED BUG...

I DREAMED THAT A BED BUG HOPPED ON MY BED AND FIDDLED ME A TUNE GOODNIGHT...( AND I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND ) .

Friday, May 16, 2014

RAT IN MY KITCHEN...

I DREAMED THERE WAS A RAT IN MY KITCHEN . AND HE MADE ME BREAKFAST IN BED .

Thursday, May 15, 2014

DUCKS...

I DREAMED I WAS A FARMER...AND WAS EATEN BY SOME DUCKS...BUT THEY ALL SAID GRACE BEFORE THEY ATE ME .

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

FLUSHING PLANET EARTH...

I DREAMED THAT GOD PUT PLANET EARTH INTO A TOILET...THEN FLUSHED IT INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION...AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS A CIRCUS RIDE .

Monday, May 12, 2014

LIZARD WITH NO SCALES...

I DREAMED MY LIZARD HAD NO SCALES . SO HE TOOK UP DROPPING ACID .

ETERNITY...

I DREAMED THAT ETERNITY...WAS SWALLOWED BY A MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY REFEREE...WHO THREE DAYS LATER WOULD CRAP IT OUT .  

Saturday, May 10, 2014

MY PONY

I DREAMED THAT MY PONY WON THE LOTTERY...AND BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC .

ROCK LANGUAGE

I DREAMED I WAS A ROCK IN OUTER-SPACE...AND EVENTUALLY I DISCOVERED ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE...BUT I HAD NO WAY TO COMMUNICATE THEM TO OTHERS...SO EVERYTHING CONTINUED TO GO TO SHIT .

Thursday, May 8, 2014

THE LETTER...

I DREAMED I DROPPED A LETTER INTO A BLACK HOLE . BUT I FORGOT THE STAMP .

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

led puppy

I dreamed that my dog grew wings ; but his feet became as led .

Monday, May 5, 2014

my cat's struggle...

I dreamed that my cat was swallowed by a per-historic bird ; but dug his way out of the monsters ass hole and entered a new dimension .

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Friday, May 2, 2014

FIRST CHURCH OF RATS WITH NO TAILS

I dreamed that my rat had no tail . So he opened a religion called : " The first church of rats with long tails " . He was the president , and killed anyone who had no tail .

THE DOVE OF PEACE

I DREAMED THAT THE DOVE OF PEACE...WAS ATTACKED BY BAT OF DESPAIR...I DRANK A RUM AND COKE AS THE BATTLE RAGED ON .

Thursday, May 1, 2014

SHIT MONSTER...

I DREAMED I BECAME BEST FRIENDS WITH THE SHIT MONSTER ; BUT ONE DAY WE WENT SWIMMING IN A LAKE AND HE DISAPPEARED .