Sunday, June 29, 2014

RATS IN MY GARAGE...

I DREAMED THERE WERE RATS IN MY GARAGE...AND THEY CLEANED IT ALL UP...AND WASHED THE WINDOWS .

Saturday, June 28, 2014

BRICK PIGEONS

I DREAMED THAT PIGEONS WERE MADE OF BRICKS...BUT IT WAS THE CHOCOLATE DONUTS THAT PREVENTED THEM FROM FLIGHT .

Thursday, June 26, 2014

KETCHUP

I DREAMED THE KETCHUP TURNED INTO MUSTARD...THEN IT LAUGHED AT ME BECAUSE IT KNEW HOW FUCKING MUCH I DESPISE KETCHUP .

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

SHIT IN THE LAKE OF FIRE

I DREAMED THAT SOMEONE HAD A SHIT IN TH LAKE OF FIRE...AND , BOY...WASN'T SATAN PISSES-OFF . 

BABOON COUNTRY

I DREAMED MY CAT BECAME A BABOON...AND RAN AWAY TO BABOON COUNTRY .

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

BANJO-CROCK...

I DREAMED THAT MY CROCODILE PLAYED THE BANJO...BUT HE KINDA SUCKED , SO I MADE HIM SELL IT TO THE KID NEXT DOOR .

CAT-POPE...CONTINUES...

I DREAMED THAT ANOTHER CAT SAW THE CAT-POPE LICK HIS NUTS...SO HE HAD HIM "PUT TO SLEEP" .

Monday, June 23, 2014

THE CAT-POPE AND KITTENS

I DREAMED THAT THE CAT-POPE...MADE ALL THE OTHER CATS HAVE KITTENS...JUST SO THEY COULD GO TO WORK AND MAKE HIM MONEY .

Saturday, June 21, 2014

BARKING CAT...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT LEARNED HOW TO BARK...SO THE CAT-POPE HAD HIM EXCOMMUNICATED .

POLLUTION

I DREAMED THAT IT WAS LEGAL TO POLLUTE THE WORLD TO THE POINT WHERE INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED...THEN I AWOKE...AND REALIZED THAT THAT WAS JUST INSANE AND COULD NEVER HAPPEN ON A CIVILIZED PLANET .

Friday, June 20, 2014

LAKE OF HELL...

I DREAMED THAT I WAS SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LAKE OF HELL...AND THE LIFE GUARD WAS DRUNK .

Thursday, June 19, 2014

PLASTIC DOLL...

I DREAMED THAT A DARKNESS FELL OVER THE LAND...THEN EVERYONE TURNED INTO A PLASTIC DOLL...AND MELTED .

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

HORSE WITH NO NAME .

I DREAMED I MET A HORSE WITH NO NAME...HE SAID HIS NAME WAS BILLY .

Monday, June 16, 2014

THE RADIO

I DREAMED THAT I BOUGHT A RADIO...BUT WHEN I  OPENED THE BACK...I WAS TO FIND THAT IT TOOK 2,354 BATTERIES .

Sunday, June 15, 2014

THE DOVE...

I DREAMED THAT IT RAINED FOR 40 DAYS AND NIGHTS...THEN I SENT OUT A DOVE TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON...AND HE CAME BACK WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN .

Saturday, June 14, 2014

TRAINING SHARKS...

  

I DREAMED  I TRAINED  SHARKS TO BE POLICEMEN...BUT IT WAS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT TO TRAIN THE CRIMINALS TO DO ALL THEIR BAD SHIT UNDER WATER .

Friday, June 13, 2014

THE BEACH...

I DREAMED THAT THE SAND ON THE BEACH WAS REPLACED WITH CEMENT...AND THE STAR FISH WERE MADE OUT OF BARB WIRE .

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

HUMAN INTELLIGENCE...

I DREAMED THAT ALIENS CAME AND ELIMINATED ALL HUMAN INTELLIGENCE...AND NOBODY KNEW THE DIFFERENCE .

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

GODZILLA'S WIG

I DREAMED GODZILLA BOUGHT A BLONDE WIG...AND CRIED WHEN RODAN SAID THAT IT LOOKED LIKE SHIT .

Monday, June 9, 2014

Sunday, June 8, 2014

EATING...

I DREAMED THAT EVERY TIME I ATE SOMETHING...I NEEDED TO EAT THREE MORE .

Saturday, June 7, 2014

LOVE COMES KNOCKING

I DREAMED THAT LOVE CAME KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF HUMANITY...AND IT FUCKED UP ITS HAND PRETTY BADLY .

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

ELIJAH...

I DREAMED THAT THE PROPHET ELIJAH...GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM A RETARDED KID...THEY PLAYED 18 HOLES OF GOLF TO SETTLE THE SCORE .

Monday, June 2, 2014

FALSE PROPHET JELLYFISH

I DREAMED THAT I WAS JESUS THE JELLYFISH...AND I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TELLING PEOPLE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS LIKE THE BEACH...JUST BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO GET PEOPLE TO BELIEVE BULLSHIT .

Sunday, June 1, 2014

SLUGS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...

I DREAMED THAT SLUGS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...AND THEY ALL WORE THIS STUPID T-SHIRT THAT SAID..." YES I CAN " .