Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
ELVES...
I DREAMED THAT ELVES TOOK OVER THE WORLD...AND THEY BROUGHT PEACE AND JOY...WHICH , OF COURSE...SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF US...SO WE KILLED THEM .
DECEITFUL CROCODILE
I DREAMED I SAW A CROCODILE WEARING A LEATHER COAT...BUT THEN HE LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW MUCH HE PAID FOR IT .
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Monday, July 28, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014
THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
I DREAMED THAT GOD ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED THE UNIVERSE DOWN THE TOILET...AND THEN HE SENT A PROPHET TO TELL US THAT WE ARE FUCKED , AS A COVER UP .
Friday, July 25, 2014
MY BUNNY
I DREAMED THAT I CAUGHT MY BUNNY GOOSING HERSELF WITH A CARROT...AND THE LETTUCE LAUGHED HIS HEAD OFF WHILE WATCHING .
Thursday, July 24, 2014
POWER OF EVIL
I DREAMED THAT THE POWER OF EVIL WAS UPON US...AND THE MORE IT GREW...THE BETTER LIARS THEY BECAME...AND ONLY THE DUCKS HAD FIGURED IT OUT .
Monday, July 21, 2014
Sunday, July 20, 2014
RIVER OF BLOOD
I DREAMED THAT A RIVER OF BLOOD...TURNED INTO A RIVER OF NAKED OLD LADIES...SO I BLEW UP THE DAM .
Friday, July 18, 2014
WALKING ON YOUR BALLS...
I DREAMED MY NUTS WERE ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET...AND EVERYWHERE I WALKED...IT HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL .
Thursday, July 17, 2014
SUZIE THE ALPACA...STRIKES AGAIN
I DREAMED THAT AN ALPACA NAMES SUZIE FELL INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...AND CAME BACK SMELLING LIKE SHIT...SO MUCH SO...WE TRICKED HER INTO GOING BACK...THEN WE LOCKED THE FUCKING COSMIC GATE .
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
SPACE YETI
I DREAMED THAT A YETI WAS CAUGHT IN A MACHINE THAT TELEPORTS HIM FROM ONE DIMENSION TO ANOTHER...AND HE CUT HIS NUTS OFF .
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
THE WHORE RETURNS
I DREAMED I PLAYED THE WHORE OF BABYLON A GAME OF PING-PONG...AND SHE SERVED THE BALL BY FIRING IT OUT OF HER PRIVATE PARTS .
Monday, July 14, 2014
DARK LORD
I DREAMED THAT OUR PLANET WAS CONQUERED BY THE DARK LORD OF THE GALAXY...AND THE PRESS MADE FUN OF HIS KID'S LIZARD FETISH SEXUAL ADDICTION .
SEA OF SAND...
I DREAMED I SWAM ACROSS A SEA OF SAND...AND THE CENTIPEDES CHEERED ME ON...AND THE SCORPIONS CURSED MY NAME .
Sunday, July 13, 2014
CAIN TOADS...
I DREAMED I WAS GOLFING CAIN TOADS...AND TIGER WOODS WAS NAILING THEM TO THE GROUND AS I WAS SWINGING .
GRANDMOTHER'S CORNER STORE
Saturday, July 12, 2014
THE MOON
I DREAMED THAT THE MOON WAS A HOMOSEXUAL...( NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT ) .
Friday, July 11, 2014
SKINNY DIPPING ON THE SUN...
i dreamed i went skinny dipping on the sun...but the weird thing was...I HAD SHRINKAGE .
VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIT...
I DREAMED I SAILED AROUND THE WORLD ON A TURD...AND IT LED ME TO A CAVE MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD .
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
GLOBAL WARMING...
I DREAMED THAT THE SUN FELL INTO THE OCEAN...AND THEY BLAMED IT ON GLOBAL WARMING .
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
THOSE FUCKING POODLES...
I DREAMED THAT GOD EXPLAINED TO US THE SECRETS OF CREATION...BUT THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF POODLES BARKING SO LOUD THAT NOBODY COULD HEAR .
Friday, July 4, 2014
STRANGELY RELIGIOUS CAT
I DREAMED THAT MY CAT ATE CARDINAL RICHELIEU'S HEAD AND BARFED ON THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET .
Thursday, July 3, 2014
DECOMPOSING...
I DREAMED THAT MY BODY WAS DECOMPOSING INTO THE GROUND...THEN SOMEONE STUCK A SIGN UP MY ASS THAT READ... NO DECOMPOSING HERE .
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
IF YOUR PENIS HAD WINGS...
I DREAMED MY PENIS HAD WINGS...BUT THEN I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAD STOLEN SOMEONES VAGINA .
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