Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Sunday, August 31, 2014
WOLLIE MAMMOTH
I DREAMED THAT THE WOOLIE MAMMOTH WAS NAKED...AND HIS EYES WERE RED...AND HE GIGGLED A LOT...BUT HE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T SMOKE DOPE .
Friday, August 29, 2014
RIDING A WHALE
I DREAMED THAT I ROAD A WHALE INTO ETERNITY...BUT IT WAS CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS WHEN I GOT THERE .
Thursday, August 28, 2014
THE SHITTER...
I DREAMED THERE WERE 18 MILLION PEOPLE , RUNNING FOR ONE SHITTER...AND THE SKY BECAME AS BLOOD RED .
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
TWO EQUAL PIECES
I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS DIVIDED UP INTO TWO EQUAL PIECES...AND THE PERSON WHO DIDN'T CUT IT GOT THE FIRST PICK .
Monday, August 25, 2014
A SWAN IN IRELAND...
I DREAMED THAT A SWAN FLEW TO IRELAND...AND DRANK A PINT WITH BONO IN THE LOCAL PUB .
Sunday, August 24, 2014
LOCH NESS MONSTER
I DREAMED THAT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...MOVED TO LAKE ONTARIO...BUT HE HAD TO SUE TO KEEP THE RIGHTS TO HIS NAME .
Saturday, August 23, 2014
FAR AWAY GALAXY...
I DREAMED THAT I TRAVELED TO A FAR AWAY GALAXY...AND FOUND A LIGHT FOR OUR PLANET...I TRAVELED BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS TO BRING IT BACK...ONLY TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE PLUG .
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
GIANT RABBIT...
I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS EATEN BY A GIANT BUNNY RABBIT...AND FROM THAT TIME ON...THE CLOUDS LOOKED AS YELLOW AS CARROTS .
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
MY CRAB
I DREAMED THAT MY CRAB FELL TO HIS DEATH TO ESCAPE MY NASTY PLAN...I TRIED TO READ HIS LAST THOUGHTS...BUT COULD NOT .
Sunday, August 17, 2014
MAKING LOVE IN THE FOREST
I DREAMED THAT A SASQUATCH AND A YETI...MADE LOVE...AND THE KID WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL .
Saturday, August 16, 2014
MY JELLYFISH
I DREAMED THAT MY JELLYFISH GOT BOILED IN HOT WATER...AND A VOICE SAID...THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR LETTING PEOPLE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU .
Friday, August 15, 2014
GIANT LIZARD
I DREAMED I HAD A HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE...BUT MY PARTNER TURNED INTO A GIANT LIZARD AND ATTACKED ME .
Thursday, August 14, 2014
skyline pigeon
i dreamed that my pigeon grew a two foot long penis...and then i sold him for a billion dollars .
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
THE SNAIL' EXPOSURE
I DREAMED THAT MY SNAIL CAME OUT OF HIS SHELL...AND WAS ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE .
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Monday, August 11, 2014
THE GOLDFISH...
I DREAMED THAT MY GOLDFISH ATE MY CAT...AND THE BUDGIE JUST SAT THERE...AND LIT UP A SMOKE .
Sunday, August 10, 2014
ALIEN INVASION...
I DREAMED ALIENS INVADED OUR PLANET...AND WE STOLE THEIR SHIT , RAPED THEM...AND BLAMED IT ON THE MARTIANS .
Saturday, August 9, 2014
TALKING PENIS NAMED TOMMY
I DREAMED THAT A TALKING PENIS RAN FOR PRESIDENT...AND EVERY TIME THE OPPOSITION WOULD OPEN THEIR MOUTH...HE WOULD SHOVE HIMSELF RIGHT IN THERE .
END OF THE WORLD...
I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END...AND I GOT TO WRITE THE THEME SONG .
Friday, August 8, 2014
DEVIL HAD SEX CHANGE...
I DREAMED THAT THE DEVIL...HAD A SEX CHANGE...AND ALL THE DEMONS BEGAN TO SHUN HER .
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
GET WELL CARDS FOR SATAN...
I DREAMED THAT THE DEVIL GOT A COLD...BUT HE NEVER GOT ANY GET WELL CARDS BECAUSE THEY ALL BURNED UP AS SOON AS THEY GOT TO HELL .
Monday, August 4, 2014
THE ANT
I DREAMED I WAS AN ANT...BUT GOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS...SO I BEGAN STARTING RUMORS ABOUT THE OTHER ANTS TO HIDE BEHIND .
Saturday, August 2, 2014
MR. BEE
I DREAMED I WAS A BEE...BUT WAS TRAINED TO BE A NINJA BY THE HORNETS...SOMETHING ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION .
Friday, August 1, 2014
NO PEOPLE ON THE PLANET...
I DREAMED THAT POCKET PUSSY TOOK OVER THE UNIVERSE...AND 80 YEARS LATER...ONLY A FEW PEOPLE LEFT .
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