LED BISCUITS

I DREAMED LED BISCUITS FLEW OUT OF THE WATER...AND TURNED INTO BULLETS INSIDE THE STEM OF A ROSE .

BREAKFAST CEREAL...

I DREAMED THAT MY BREAKFAST CEREAL WAS "CAPTAIN SHIT"...BUT I ATE IT FOR THE FREE PRIZE .

MUTATED RATS...

I DREAMED THAT RATS MUTATED INTO FROGS WITH LONG TAILS...AND DIDN'T THE KIDS LOVE THEM .

THE UNIVERSE UP MY ASS...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE FLEW UP MY ASS...AND MY TEETH SPARKLED LIKE STARS .

LOVE GREW WINGS...

I DREAMED THAT LOVE GREW WINGS...AND FLEW AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS IT COULD POSSIBLY FLY .

THE CROW

I DREAMED THE CROW HAD LASERS FOR EYES...AND COULD TELL I WAS WEARING WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR .

MAGIC MUSHROOMS

I DREAMED MY ASSHOLE FLEW OFF TO A DISTANT PLANET...AND RAISED A CROP OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS .

DRAGON SHIT

I DREAMED THAT DRAGONS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...THE GOOD NEWS WAS...DRAGON SHIT BECAME THE NEW CURRENCY...AND EVERYONE GOT RICH .

SNAKE'S MOUTH...

I DREAMED I SHOVED A BOMB INSIDE A SNAKE'S MOUTH AND RAN AWAY...BUT IT WAS I THAT EXPLODED .

MY TURTLE

I DREAMED THAT MY TURTLE HAD A SOUP CAN FOR A SHELL .

PENIS JOINED THE NAVY...

I DREAMED MY PENIS JOINED THE NAVY...AND GOT BEATEN BY A PRIVATE .

N. F. L. D. INVASION .

I DREAMED THAT ALIENS INVADED NEWFOUNDLAND...AND THEY GOT SO DRUNK THAT THEY ALL PUKED THEMSELVES TO DEATH .

BAT WINGS

I DREAMED THAT MY WINDOW WAS COATED WITH BATS WINGS...AND THERE WERE BATS AT MY FEET...CRYING FOR THEIR WINGS BACK .

BAT SHIT

I DREAMED THAT BATS BEGAN TO SHIT BANANA MUFFINS...AND THEN EVERYONE BOUGHT A T-SHIRT WITH BATS ON IT .

BATS AND DOVES

I DREAMED THAT BATS TURNED INTO DOVES...SO WE ATE THEM .

LOBSTERS AND CRABS...

I DREAMED THAT LOBSTERS BEGAN TO MATE WITH CRABS...AND THIS WAS THE KEY TO OPENING UP THE DOORWAY TO ALL TRUTH...SO WE MURDERED ALL THE CRABS .

MAYOR...

I DREAMED THAT I WAS A MAYOR OF A CITY...AS IT TURNED OUT...THE CITY WAS BUILT ON A PANCAKE...SO MINING BECAME OUR MAIN INDUSTRY . 

DRAGON CAT

I DREAMED MY CAT TURNED INTO A DRAGON...SO I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT HIM A BETTER BRAND OF CAT FOOD .

MY CAT IN A BOTTLE...

I DREAMED THAT I CAME HOME AND MY CAT WAS IN MY GOLDFISH BOTTLE...HE WAS HIGH ON SOME SORT OF SHIT...HE SAID..." BEWARE OF THE SCARLET WHORE "...SO I MADE THAT A PRIORITY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY . 

A DISTANT UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT ON A DISTANT UNIVERSE...INSTEAD OF EVOLVING FROM SEA CREATURES TO LAND CREATURES...FISH LEARNED HOW TO JUGGLE INSTEAD .

SUN PIES

I DREAMED THAT PIES WERE FALLING FROM THE SUN...BUT THEY WERE NOT COOKED WELL ENOUGH .

POTATO SALAD

I DREAMED THAT ALLIGATORS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...AND THEY ATE ALL OF OUR POTATO SALAD .

THE FIRST FISH ON LAND

I DREAMED I WAS THE FIRST FISH TO WALK ON LAND...AND WHEN I GOT THERE...I SPENT ALL OF MY TIME RUBBING MY PRIVATES IN THE SAND .