GHOST BANANAS

I DREAMED THAT GHOSTS OF PROSTITUTES HID IN ALL THE BANANAS IN THE WORLD...AND WHEN THEY WERE PEELED...IT SOUNDED LIKE THE BANANA'S WERE HAVING ORGASMS .

SEX ADDICT

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE BEAVERS BECAME SEX ADDICTS...AND NEVER WORKED AGAIN .

THE TURTLES...

I DREAMED THAT EVERY TURTLE IN THE OCEAN...HAD GRAFFITI CONCERNING THE END OF THE WORLD ON ITS BACK .

FISH BANKS...

I DREAMED THAT THE FISH GREW ARMS...SO THEY STARTED HOLDING UP FISH BANKS .

MOUNTAINS IN YOUR MIND...

I DREAMED THAT THE MOUNTAINS TURNED INTO BREASTS...AND THE SNOW ON TOP WAS WHIP CREAM .

FOUNTAIN OF HOPE...

I DREAMED THAT A FOUNTAIN OF HOPE DESCENDED UPON THIS WORLD...AND EVERYONE KILLED EACH OTHER TO GET TO IT .

POTATO SLICER...

I DREAMED MY POTATO SLICER MARRIED A POTATO...HE WAS DRUNK WHEN IT HAPPENED .

LAND OF THE LOST...

I DREAMED I WENT TO THE LAND OF THE LOST...AND YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I FOUND THERE .

FINDING THE UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT GOD'S CHILD FOUND THE UNIVERSE IN THE CRACK OF A SIDEWALK .

LAMB AND THE COUGAR

I DREAMED THAT THE LAMB LIED DOWN WITH THE COUGAR...THEN HE ATE THE FUCKER .

PLANET FART

I DREAMED THAT FARTS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...BUT THEN THEY LEFT FOR A DISTANT PLANET THAT DIDN'T SMELL SO BAD .

THE SEA MONSTER...

I DREAMED THAT A SEA MONSTER WAS FOUND IN A NEAR BY HARBOUR...HE WAS GAMBLING WITH SAND DOLLARS WITH A SMALL GROUP OF MONKEYS...THEY CHEATED HIM OUT OF ALL HIS POSSESSIONS . 

THE UNIVERSE WAS AN ERECTION...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS AN ERECTION...AND THE MILKY WAY GALAXY WAS THE EJACULATION...AS FOR THE BLACK HOLE...I AM NOT SURE WHAT THAT WAS .

IF TURDS HAD WINGS

I DREAMED I RELEASED A POP ALBUM ENTITLED : " IF TURDS HAD WINGS "...AND IT SOLD A BILLION COPIES .

THE LOBSTER...

I DREAMED I WAS A NINE LEGGED LOBSTER...AND ALL THE EIGHT LEGGED ONES GATHERED AROUND AND ATE ME .

SHIT SANDWICH...

I DREAMED I WAS GIVEN A SHIT SANDWICH...WHICH WAS PERFECTLY FINE BUT THERE WERE NO PICKLES AND MUSTARD .

SAM THE SPERM...

SAM THE SPERM DREAMED HE WAS AN EGG...SO HE GOT DRUNK OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND .

THE DRUNK...

I DREAMED THIS DRUNK CAME UP TO ME AND SAID..." I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU FOR THE WORLD...BUT I MIGHT JUST DO IT FOR FREE " .

THE ALLIGATOR AND THE DENTIST .

I DREAMED THAT THE ALLIGATOR WENT TO THE DENTIST...AND THE DENTIST PUT HIM TO SLEEP AND PULLED OUT THE WRONG TEETH .

THE MYSTERY LEG

I DREAMED I WAS A CENTIPEDE...AND I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT AND BROKE ALL BUT ONE OF MY LEGS...THEN I WENT TO SEE A FAITH HEALER AND HE HEALED ALL BUT ONE...WE CALL THIS...THE MYSTERY LEG .

THE MOOSE AND THE DUCK

I DREAMED THAT MOOSE WERE WALKING ACROSS THE WATER...AND THE DUCKS BEGAN TO MAKE LOVE TO THEM...THE SKY BEGAN TO LAUGH .

WET DREAM...

I DREAMED I SLEPT IN A SEA SHELL...AND HAD A WET DREAM...BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE ONLY SALT WATER .

DANGLED CARROT...

I DREAMED THAT MY CARROT WAS DANGLED IN FRONT OF A BLACK HOLE...AND MULTIDIMENSIONAL RABBITS BEGAN TO APPEAR .

UNIQUE RABBITS...

I DREAMED THAT A RABBIT FLEW AWAY BY FLAPPING HIS EARS...SO I SHOT HIM DOWN...THINKING THAT UNIQUE RABBITS PROBABLY TASTED BETTER .