Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Saturday, January 31, 2015
I WON !!!
I DREAMED I WAS NAMED " DREAM INVESTIGATOR" OF THE PLANET...AND THEY GAVE ME A SOLID GOLD POCKET PUSSY .
Friday, January 30, 2015
THE ARMY...
I DREAMED THAT YOU WERE DRAFTED INTO THE ARMY...AND I BEGGED THEM TO TAKE YOUR PLACE .
YOUR MOTHER PISSED ALL OVER ME .
YOUR MOTHER PISSED ALL OVER ME .
Thursday, January 29, 2015
THE RIVER AND DELUSION...
I DREAMED THAT THE RIVER FLOWED WITH DELUSION...AND THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS BATHING IN IT .
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
THE BROWN BEAR...
I DREAMED THAT THE BROWN BEAR RAN AWAY FROM THE SASQUATCH...AS THE YOUNG COUPLE SMOKED A REEFER IN THE CANOE .
THE BIRDS...SPINNING
I DREAMED THAT THERE WERE THESE BIRDS GOING AROUND AND ROUND OVER THIS BODY OF WATER...BUT WHEN I LOOKED UP...I REALIZED THEY WERE STILL SPINNING...RIGHT UNTIL THEY REACHED THE NEAREST PLANET .
Sunday, January 25, 2015
THE RIVERS RAN WITH SAND...
I DREAMED THAT THE RIVERS RAN WITH SAND...AND PEOPLE SPLASHED AND PLAYED UNTIL ETERNITY TURNED INTO SPRING TIME .
Thursday, January 22, 2015
JESUS AND THE TRANSVESTITE...
I DREAMED THAT I WAS WITH JESUS AND HE RAISED SOME MAN FROM THE DEAD...THE MAN TURNED OUT TO BE A DRAG QUEEN AND THE CROWD BEGAN TO PICK UP ROCKS .
2 YEARS IN THE DESERT...
YEA , I GUESS EVERY PLACE HAS IT'S IMPERFECTIONS...ALL IN ALL...WHAT I
REALLY DIDN'T LIKE ABOUT AUSTRALIA...WAS EVERY ANIMAL...INCLUDING BIBLE
COLLEGE TEACHERS...WANTED ME FUCKING DEAD...I TRIED NOT TO TAKE IT
PERSONALLY...BUT...AFTER ALL...IT WAS PERSONAL...LUV STU
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
UPON THE LAKE...
I DREAMED THAT POCAHONTAS WAS MASTURBATING UPON A LAKE...AND EACH WAVE GAVE HER AN ORGASM .
THE BAT LOST HIS WINGS...
I DREAMED THAT THE BAT LOST ITS WINGS...AND HE COULDN'T HEAR VERY WELL IN THE FIRST PLACE...AND THE BAT WAS IMPOTENT AND STUPID .
Saturday, January 17, 2015
THE LOON AND THE SUN...
I DREAMED THAT A LOON FLEW INTO THE SUN...BUT IT TOOK HIM OVER A WEEK TO FIND A LAKE TO SWIM IN .
Friday, January 16, 2015
THE SPARROW...
I DREAMED I SAW A SPARROW FLYING THROUGH THE AIR...AND THERE WAS A TOASTER TIED TO HIS LEG .
Thursday, January 15, 2015
EVERY STAR IN THE SKY...
I DREAMED THAT SOMEONE TOOK EVERY STAR IN THE UNIVERSE AND SOLD THEM IN A YARD SALE...THEN BLEW ALL THE MONEY ON BOOZE .
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
TURTLE SOUP
I DREAMED THAT A TURTLE TURNED HIMSELF OVER...RIPPED OUT HIS INSIDES...AND MADE HIMSELF INTO TURTLE SOUP...THING IS...HIS FARTS BLEW THE SOUP ONTO THE DIRT AND NOBODY COULD EAT IT .
Monday, January 12, 2015
BATHROOM KITTY...
I DREAMED THAT MY CAT USED MY TOILET ALL BY HERSELF...BUT THEN SHE FORGOT TO WASH HER HANDS .
Sunday, January 11, 2015
A UNIVERSE...
I DREAMED THAT A UNIVERSE FELL OUT OF MY POCKET AND WENT DOWN THE DRAIN...THE CAT CLAWED AT IT BUT COULDN'T GET IT OUT .
Saturday, January 10, 2015
SOUNDS LIKE SEX
I DREAMED IT WAS RAINING BOX JELLYFISH...AND WHEN THEY HIT THE SIDEWALK...IT SOUNDED LIKE SEX .
Friday, January 9, 2015
MY PLATYPUS...
I DREAMED MY PET PLATYPUS GOT STOCK IN THE DRAIN...AND HIS CHILDREN MADE FUN OF HIM .
Thursday, January 8, 2015
THE MOON...
I DREAMED THAT THE MOON FELL INTO LITTLE PIECES...AND THEY FLEW INTO THE ASTEROID BELT AND DANCED UNTIL JESUS RETURNED .
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
PENGUIN BEHIND THE PULPIT
I DREAMED THAT THE LOCAL CHURCH ELECTED A PENGUIN AS THEIR NEW CLERGYMAN...HIS FIRST SERMON WAS ON THE COMING OF THE KILLER WHALES...THEY WERE JUST GLAD THAT IT WASN'T ON SEXUAL IMMORALITY .
MY PET SNAKE...
I DREAMED MY PET SNAKE GREW 40 LEGS...AND JUGGLED 43 BASEBALLS ALL AT THE SAME TIME...HE SAID IT WAS PART OF HIS RELIGION .
Sunday, January 4, 2015
SHORT CUTS...
I DREAMED THERE WAS A SHORT CUT TO THE MOON...SO SHORT , IN FACT...YOU COULD JUMP ON IT FROM CAPE SPLIT .
Saturday, January 3, 2015
GREEN CHEESE...
I DREAMED THAT THE SUN WAS MADE OUT OF GREEN CHEESE...AND ALL THE MOUSE ASTRONAUTS FLEW INTO IT AND BURNED TO DEATH .
Friday, January 2, 2015
YETI VS SASQUATCH
I DREAMED THAT ALL THE SASQUATCH AND ALL THE YETI...HAD A RACIAL WAR...AND HUNTED EACH OTHER TO EXTINCTION .
Thursday, January 1, 2015
POCKET PUSSY...
I DREAMED THAT A YETI WENT TO THE MALL TO BUY A POCKET PUSSY...BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE HIS SIZE .
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