FAITH , HOPE AND LOVE...

I DREAMED THAT FAITH , HOPE AND LOVE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT...APPARENTLY...FAITH WAS BLIND DRUNK .

TAKING OVER THE WORLD...

I DREAMED THAT VIKINGS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...WITH COCKER SPANIELS BY THEIR SIDE...CONTROLLING THEIR MINDS...AND SHIT LIKE THAT . 

HELL BUNNY...

I DREAMED MY BUNNY FLAPPED HIS EARS AND FLEW STRAIGHT TO HELL .

GIANT PENIS...

I DREAMED THAT A GIANT PENIS WAS HURDLING INTO PLANET EARTH...BUT ONLY THE LEMMINGS KNEW ABOUT IT .

THE SQUIRREL...

I DREAMED THAT THE SQUIRREL WAS EATING THE CHESTNUT...WITH HIS EYES ROLLED BACK INTO HIS HEAD .

THE SHARKS...

I DREAMED THE SEA WAS MADE OF WOOD...AND THE SHARKS DOVE OUT OF THE WATER AND ACROSS THE MOON .

THE MAID'S BREAST...

I DREAMED I SUCKED THE MAID'S FIRM CHOCOLATE BREAST...BUT WHEN I AWOKE...IT WAS IN MY MOUTH .

OUR SQUARE PLANET...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS SQUARE...AND EVERYONE EVENTUALLY FELL OFF...AND THE MAN WHO DESIGNED OUR PLANET...WAS REWARDED A MEDDLE FOR INNOVATION .

THE WILD STRAWBERRY

I DREAMED A CHILD TRIED TO EAT A WILD STRAWBERRY...BUT THE STRAWBERRY OFFERED HIM A PINT OF RUM TO WALK AWAY AND PRETEND NOTHING EVER HAPPENED .

SPIDER BLUES...

I DREAMED A SPIDER PLAYED ME A BLUES SONG ON A GUITAR...SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS BEING A SPIDER...AND HOW HIS WIFE CHEATED ON HIM .

JUPITER STOLEN...

I DREAMED THAT JUPITER WAS STOLEN BY A BUNCH OF ALIENS...AND THEY REPLACED IT WITH A TRUCK LOAD OF HASH .

I DREAMED THAT RAINBOWS...

I DREAMED THAT RAINBOWS WERE SPRINGING OUT OF MY ASS...THEN I WON THE LOTTERY .

BUNNY WARS...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE BUNNIES WITH SMALL TAILS...DECLARED WAR ON ALL THE BUNNIES WITH SMALLER TAILS .

BUNNIES AND CONTROL...

I DREAMED THAT THE ONE BIG BUNNY...CHOPPED OFF ALL THE EARS OF THE SMALLER BUNNIES...THEN HE MADE THEM SAY..."THANK YOU " .

THOSE FUCKING CRABS...

I DREAMED THAT THE CRAB BOILED THE LOBSTER...AS THE CLAMS LOOKED ON WITH GLEE .

...ANOTHER UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED I ROAD MY FROG INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE .

THE MOUSE AND ETERNITY ...

I DREAMED THAT ETERNITY WAS SWALLOWED BY A MOUSE.

THE SAND...

I DREAMED THAT THE SAND ROLLED BACK INTO ETERNITY...AND WHAT WAS UNCOVERED AFTER THE SAND RETREATED...SCREAMED IN PAIN .