Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Friday, March 27, 2015
Thursday, March 26, 2015
MOON SAVAGES...
I DREAMED THAT REALITY FLEW INTO THE MOON...AND MOON SAVAGES BEGAN TO DINE UPON IT .
Monday, March 23, 2015
THE MIGHTY CREATURE...
I DREAMED THAT A MIGHTY CREATURE EMERGED FROM THE FOREST...AND MADE DELICIOUS BANANA CREAM PIE .
Sunday, March 22, 2015
WILD STRAWBERRY...
I DREAMED THAT A BOY PICKED A WILD STRAWBERRY...THEN HE PUT IT IN HIS POCKET...AND IT GREW INTO A UNIVERSE .
Friday, March 20, 2015
THE UNIVERSE...
I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS A GRAIN OF SAND...AND THE TIDE WAS LOVE IN THE MAKING .
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
AN ODE TO THE SPARROWS
I DREAMED THAT SPARROWS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...AND MADE THE HUMANS MINE WORMS FOR THEM .
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
REALITY AND THE TOILET...
I DREAMED THAT REALITY GOT FLUSHED DOWN A TOILET...AND BREAKFAST CEREAL BECAME THE NEW PORK CHOP DINNER .
Friday, March 13, 2015
GIANT BIRD...
I DREAMED THAT A GIANT BIRD FROM OUTER-SPACE THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS AN EGG...AND SAT IN IT AND CRUSHED ALL OF ASIA .
Thursday, March 12, 2015
THE LOBSTER'S BACK...
I DREAMED I FELL INTO A HOLE IN THE OCEAN...BUT I WAS PLACED UPON A LOBSTER'S BACK...AND HE TOOK ME TO A SMALL PERVERTED ISLAND .
Monday, March 9, 2015
RABBIT'S FEET...
I DREAMED THAT THE CLOUDS WERE MADE OUT OF RABBIT'S FEET...BUT I NEVER FELT SO UNLUCKY .
Sunday, March 8, 2015
MOUSE-A-HOLICS...
I DREAMED MY MOUSE FELL INTO MY RUM AND GOT REALLY DRUNK...THEN I READ SOMETHING IN THE PAPER ABOUT MOUSE-A-HOLICS...AND GOT REALLY SCARED .
Saturday, March 7, 2015
SPACE CANDY...
I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD TURNED INTO A GIANT SPACE CANDY...AND WAS LICKED TO DEATH BY A INTERGALACTIC DRAGON .
Thursday, March 5, 2015
THE KITTEN...
I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS BLOWN UP...AND FELL BACK TOGETHER AS THE LARGEST KITTEN IN THE UNIVERSE .
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
SHIT GLOVES...
I DREAMED THAT THERE WAS SHIT IN MY GLOVES...SO I PLACED THEM OVER MY EARS...AND THE WORLD WENT STILL .
Monday, March 2, 2015
THE GUITAR...
I DREAMED THAT I KEPT ON STRUMMING A GUITAR...UNTIL IT EVENTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE A GUITAR SHOULD SOUND .
Sunday, March 1, 2015
WAIT A MINUTE...THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
I DREAMED THAT A MAJOR CANADIAN CITY PUT UP A SERIES OF BULLETIN BOARDS...EACH ONE LOOKING LIKE A PENIS .
I WON'T TELL YOU WHICH CITY...BUT I WILL TELL YOU IT IS HALIFAX .
I WON'T TELL YOU WHICH CITY...BUT I WILL TELL YOU IT IS HALIFAX .
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