CARROTS...AND BUNNIES

I DREAMED THAT CARROTS BECAME EVIL AND VENGEFUL...AND FLEW THROUGH  THE EARS OF BUNNY RABBITS .

TELEVANGELIST CAT...

I DREAMED MY CAT BECAME A TELEVANGELIST...SO I HAD HIM NEUTERED .

THE GIANT TURD...

I DREAMED I FOUND A GIANT TURD...AND MY NAKE WAS CARVED IN IT .

THE SPIDER...

I DREAMED THAT THE SPIDER GOT THE FLY DRUNK...THEN SEDUCED HIM...THEN LET HIM GO UNDER THE CONDITION THAT HE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE .

HATING RAINBOWS...

I DREAMED I WAS ON A RAINBOW...AND I HAD A SHIT AND ALL THE VILLAGE PEOPLE GOT BROWN ON THEIR HEAD...AND THAT'S HOW EVERYONE CAME TO HATE RAINBOWS .

I DREAMED I WAS A SHARK...

I DREAMED I WAS A SHARK...AND MY FAVORITE FOOD WAS JELLYFISH...AND ALL THE OTHER SHARKS HATED ME FOR IT .

THE MOON AND LOVE...

I DREAMED WE DISCOVERED THAT THE MOON WAS MADE OUT OF PURE LOVE AND PEACE...SO WE KILLED EACH OTHER FIGHTING FOR IT .

TALKING BANANAS...

I DREAMED I WAS STARVING TO DEATH ON AN ISLAND WITH TALKING BANANAS...THEY KEPT ON TELLING ME TO EAT THEM...BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY .

THE WATER BRIGADE...

SO I DREAMED THAT LOVE CAME IN THE FORM OF A FIRE ACROSS THE MEADOW...AND THE VILLAGE PEOPLE BEGAN THE GREATEST WATER BRIGADE IN THE HISTORY OF IGNORANCE .

JET ENGINES

I DREAMED THAT MY JET AIRPLANE HAD BANANAS FOR ENGINES...BUT WE COULD STILL FLY OVER 600 MILES PER HOUR...WITH THE MONKEYS ON OUR TAIL . 

FLYING RATS...

I DREAMED THAT FLYING RATS TOOK OVER THE WORLD...THEN THEY DECIDED IT WAS TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING MESS AND LEFT .

THE PENGUIN ARMY...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE PENGUINS FORMED AN ARMY OF PEACE AND LOVE...AND THEY ALL HAD A HAPPY FACE PAINTED ON THEIR BACK  .

CAT EATING HOUSEHOLD SUPPLIES...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT ATE ALL MY HOUSEHOLD SUPPLIES...AND I WASHED THE FLOOR WITH HIS TURDS .

MY CAT DRANK ALL MY WHISKY...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT DRANK ALL MY WHISKY...THEN BLAMED IT ON THE RAIN .

IF TURDS HAD WINGS...

I DREAMED THAT TURDS HAD WINGS...AND THEY FLEW INTO PEOPLE'S EARS...BUT NOBODY NEW THE DIFFERENCE .

I DREAMED I WAS A SWAN...

I DREAMED I WAS A SWAN...AND I CHOKED ON HOT TAR AND BROKEN DREAMS .

THE BANANA PATCH...

I DREAMED I WAS ON A TRAIN...THAT WENT DIRECTLY UP SOMEONE'S ASS HOLE...AS THE CONDUCTOR JUMPED INTO THE BANANA PATCH .

BLUE MONKEYS...

I DREAMED THAT BLUE MONKEYS TOOK OVER THE MOON...AND ALL THEY DID WAS SIT THERE AND PLAY CRAZY EIGHTS ALL DAY LONG .

REALITY...

I DREAMED THAT REALITY WAS SWALLOWED BY A FLY .

SEAGULLS WITH NO WINGS...

I DREAMED THAT SEAGULLS HAD NO WINGS...AND THEY FLEW BY  FLAPPING THEIR ASS CHEEKS .

MONKEY'S ASS HOLE...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE CRAWLED UP A MONKEY'S ASS HOLE...THEN THE MONKEY CHOKED ON A BANANA .

THE FOREST...

I DREAMED THAT EVERY TREE IN THE FOREST WAS A PENIS...AND EVERY PUDDLE WAS A VAGINA...AND EVERY PORCUPINE WAS A HEART...AND EVERY ROOT WAS AN ATTITUDE .

BLACK HOLE...

I DREAMED THAT THE EARTH FELL INTO A BLACK HOLE...AND WE ALL ROASTED MARSHMALLOWS AND SANG CAMP SONGS .