WHO FARNTED ???

I DREAMED THAT FART WAS SPELLED FARNT...AND I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF...GOING AROUND...SAYING..."WHO FARNTED ??? "

CATS ON INTERNET...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE CATS WERE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET...AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS PORN .

COSTUME PARTY...

I DREAMED THAT A GROUP OF SASQUATCH WERE HAVING A COSTUME PARTY...AND THEY WERE SMOKING WILLY WEED...AND LISTENING TO "THE GRATEFUL DEAD" .

YETI'S IN THE WOODS...

I DREAMED THAT THE YETI'S WERE PLAYING IN THE WOODS...THE SASQUATCH LOOKED ON WITH SUSPICION .

LOST IN THE PARK...

I DREAMED I WAS LOST IN THE PARK...AND THE TREES KEPT PEELING OFF THEIR BARK AND THROWING IT AT ME .

THE MOUSE AND ROCKY...

I DREAMED THAT A MOUSE ATE A RAT...THING IS...HE DID IT RIGHT AFTER HE WATCHED  "ROCKY" .

MACA...OR MACCA ???

I DREAMED THAT I DROPPED A BOTTLE OF MACA  ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR...AND A CAT LICKED IT OFF THE GROUND AND GOT AN IMMENSE HARD-DO .

SAM THE SPERM...

I DREAMED THAT SAM THE SPERM TOOK OVER THE VALLEY OF EGGS...AND DECLARED MARSHALL LAW .

THE APOCALYPSE...

I DREAMED I WAS SELLING BUTTERED POPCORN AT THE APOCALYPSE...THING IS...EVERYONE SOON DISCOVERED THAT IT WASN'T REAL BUTTER...I SAID..." WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ??? IT'S THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE " .

THE UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS SUCKED THROUGH A STRAW...INTO THE STOMACH OF A MOUSE...WHO WAS ABRUPTLY EATEN BY A CAT .

WILLIE WEED...

I DREAMED THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY...I WAS JUST LOST IN THE WOODS...AND THE SQUIRRELS WERE STONED ON WILLIE WEED .

THEY WOULD NOT SHARE .

...BAG OF TRICKS

I DREAMED I LOOKED UNDER YOUR BED...AND FOUND YOUR BAG OF TRICKS .

ZANE , THE FALCON...

I DREAMED THAT MY PET FALCON , ZANE...FLEW INTO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING... AND HE GOT A SPRAINED BEAK .

BIGFOOT...BECOMES A STAR...

I DREAMED THEY FOUND BIGFOOT AND MADE HIM INTO A STAR...HE DIED OF A DRUG OVERDOSE THREE MONTHS LATER .

TRUE WISDOM...

I DREAMED I WAS THE SECOND WISEST BEING ON PLANET EARTH...THE WISEST ??? A THREE HEADED MONSTER THAT LIES ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WITH HIS HEADS CUT OFF .

JAWS AND THE POPCORN...

I DREAMED THAT I THREW A BILLION POUNDS OF POPCORN INTO A VOLCANO...AND WE ATE IT ALL AS WE WATCHED..."JAWS"...ONE THROUGH FOUR .

BAT WITH NO WINGS...

I DREAMED I WAS A BAT WITH NO WINGS...AND I FELT RUINED AS I DROVE MY B.M.W. THROUGH THE WASTELAND .

THE PENIS OF DESPAIR...

I DREAMED THAT THE PENIS OF DESPAIR...FELL OFF A BRIDGE...RIGHT ON TOP OF THE VAGINA OF CONFUSION AND DELUSION...NOBODY WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED .

THE FOUR HORSEMEN...

I DREAMED THAT THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE...WERE MAKING A PORNO TOGETHER...BUT NOBODY WOULD FINANCE IT .

NEW YORK...AND THE WHALE...

I DREAMED THAT NEW YORK WAS SWALLOWED BY A WHALE...AND NOBODY KNEW THE DIFFERENCE UNTIL THEY READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWS PAPER .

THE BAT UNIVERSE ...

I DREAMED THAT BATS TOOK OVER THE UNIVERSE...AND THEY BEGAN TO PERSECUTE THE FRUIT BATS .

RATS PLAYING BANJOS

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS TAKEN OVER BY RATS PLAYING BANJOS...AND THEY MADE US WATCH " THE BRADY BUNCH " ALL DAY LONG .

THE MONKEY AND THE UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS SWALLOWED BY A GIANT MONKEY...AND HE CRAPPED IT ALL OUT IN THE FORM OF THE 1967 BASEBALL CARD SERIES .