Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Monday, June 29, 2015
CHESS AND THE YETI...
I DREAMED I PLAYED A GAME OF CHESS WITH A YETI...HE BEAT ME...BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LET HIM...(HE WAS MORE GENEROUS WITH HIS SCOTCH THAT WAY ) .
Sunday, June 28, 2015
TROUT FISHING...
I WAS FISHING WITH MY FATHER...MY BROTHER...AND MY FATHER'S FRIEND...SUDDENLY I HEAR YELLED OUT AT THE TOP OF LUNG CAPACITY..."JESUS CHRIST !!! "...AND MY FATHER'S FRIEND PULLS OUT A GUN AND BEGINS TO SHOOT AT THE TROUT... THEY SWIM AWAY INTO THE MORNING SUN .
Friday, June 26, 2015
ST .PETER...
I DREAMED I WAS ST. PETER...AND I MURDERED THE COCK SO IT COULDN'T CROW THREE TIMES...AND I WOULDN'T GET IN SHIT .
Thursday, June 25, 2015
DRUGS AND BIBLE COLLEGE...
I DREAMED I WAS IN BIBLE COLLEGE...SMOKING DRUGS AND BLOWING IT INTO THE TEACHER'S FACE .
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
MARSH MELLOWS AND BRICKS...
I DREAMED THAT MARSH MELLOWS TURNED INTO BRICKS...AND THEY THREW THEMSELVES AT ETERNITY .
Monday, June 22, 2015
SHIT ON THE SUN...
I DREAMED THAT ALL THE PIGEONS HAD A SHIT ON THE SUN...AND THE SKY WENT COMPLETELY DARK .
Saturday, June 20, 2015
ORGASM PUDDING...
I DREAMED THAT I INVENTED A PUDDING THAT GAVE YOU AN ORGASM WITH EVERY BITE...AND THE ENTIRE WORLD DIED OF DIABETES .
Friday, June 19, 2015
THUNDER-RAT...
I DREAMED THAT SOMEONE...OR SOMETHING...NAMED THUNDER-RAT...BECAME AN OVERNIGHT SUPERHERO AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE...RIGHT UNTIL THE TIME HE GOT SHOT BY A HUSBAND WHO CAUGHT HIM SLEEPING WITH HIS 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER .
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
MY JELLYFISH...
I DREAMED THAT MY JELLYFISH SMOKED A JOINT...AND THEN BECAME A WORLD CLASS POKER PLAYER .
Monday, June 15, 2015
JELLYFISH...
I DREAMED THAT ALL THE JELLYFISH IN THE OCEAN WERE IN JARS...BUT IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT...THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE HUMAN .
Sunday, June 14, 2015
TERRIERS AND THEIR SHITTY ATTITUDE...
I DREAMED THAT MY GAY DOG WENT TO A DOG CHURCH DOWN THE STREET AND WAS PUMMELED BY A GROUP OF TERRIERS .
Saturday, June 13, 2015
THOSE AMAZING BUTTERFLY SOLDIERS...
I DREAMED THAT ALL THE BUTTERFLY'S IN THE WORLD...WERE STONED ON ACID...AND , ONE BY ONE...THEY GAVE THE DELI LAMA ADVICE .
Friday, June 12, 2015
BETTER THAN "THE BEATLES"...
I DREAMED THAT FOUR PENGUINS GOT TOGETHER AND FORMED A BAND CALLED..." BETTER THAN THE BEATLES "....THEY WERE EATEN BY KILLER WHALES WITHIN A WEEK .
Thursday, June 11, 2015
MIRKEL , MIRKEL , MIRKEL...ETC .
I DREAMED THAT A FELLOW NAMED MIRKEL CAME FROM OUTER SPACE...BROKE INTO MY FRIDGE...AND SUCKED BACK ALL MY LEMONADE .
HIS THEME SONG WAS UNINTELLIGIBLE .
HIS THEME SONG WAS UNINTELLIGIBLE .
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
SQUIRREL BLUES...
I DREAMED THAT THE FLYING SQUIRRELS WERE ATTACKING THE ORDINARY SQUIRRELS...WHILE THE CHIPMUNKS ALL LIT UP A SMOKE AND WATCHED AS THE SUN SET .
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
NEW TOASTER...
I DREAMED THAT GOD OPENED EVERYONE'S EYES...AND THE FIRST THING THEY DID...WAS GET A NEW TOASTER .
Monday, June 8, 2015
CANNED TURKEY...
I DREAMED CANNED TURKEY FUCKED UP MY STOMACH...SO I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF IT AND I FELT JUST DANDY .
Sunday, June 7, 2015
THE UNIVERSE...
I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE TURNED INTO A FOLDAWAY TABLE...AND THE STARS WERE CRUMBS .
Saturday, June 6, 2015
AN ODE TO A GRASSHOPPER...
I DREAMED THAT MY CATERPILLAR KICKED THE BUCKET...500 TIMES...THEN MY GRASSHOPPER KICKED IT ONCE...BUT IT WENT FURTHER .
Friday, June 5, 2015
PUPPET SHOW AND BOOZE DON'T MIX...
I DREAMED THAT I GOT DRUNK AND PUT ON A PUPPET SHOW AT "STARBUCKS " ...THE PUPPET THREW UP IN MY DARK ROAST BLEND .
Thursday, June 4, 2015
SPACE DRIFTWOOD...
I DREAMED I WAS A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD...FLOATING THROUGH SPACE...BEING CARVED INTO A SIGN THAT READ..."PLEASE DON'T LET ME FLY INTO THE SUN " .
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
ALIEN BIRD...
I DREAMED THAT MY BIRD FLEW INTO A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD...AND WHEN I GOT HIM OUT...HE LOOKED LIKE AN ALIEN BIRD...AND THE OTHER BIRDS WANTED HIM TO FLY THEM INTO SPACE...AND WHEN HE COULD NOT...THEY ATE HIM .
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
SUSHI...
I DREAMED THAT I WAS EATING SUSHI AT AN OUTDOOR EVENT...AND IF I COULD PICK IT UP WITH MY PENIS...SOMEONE WOULD PAY FOR IT FOR ME .
IT WAS RAINING...AND THEY WERE SELLING OBSCURE MUSIC .
IT WAS RAINING...AND THEY WERE SELLING OBSCURE MUSIC .
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