Are your dreams more than you can handle ??? drop me a line and we will unscrew your mind...comment below :
Friday, July 31, 2015
PISSING PONY...
I DREAMED THAT MY PONY PISSED IN THE OCEAN...AND WHEN HE FINISHED PISSING...THE OCEAN WAS DRY .
Thursday, July 30, 2015
THE SHIT MONSTER...
I DREAMED THAT WE MADE THE "SHIT MONSTER" CLEAN UP...SO HE DID...THEN HE DISAPPEARED...AND , BOY...DID WE FEEL BAD .
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
GIANT , BLUE SPACE MONKEY...
I DREAMED THAT EARTH COLLIDED WITH A GIANT , BLUE SPACE MONKEY...AND HE LICKED ALL THE HURT AND PAIN RIGHT OFF THE PLANET .
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
VALDY
I DREAMED I HEARD " SIMPLE LIFE " ...I AWOKE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE...AND MY SPIRIT FLEW AROUND MY BED .
Monday, July 27, 2015
HAMSTER SEX...
I DREAMED THAT MY RAT GOT SEXUALLY CONFUSED...AND STARTED HAVING SEX WITH MY HAMSTER...MY MOUSE GOT SELF-RIGHTEOUSLY PISSED...AND THREW A BIBLE AT THE PAIR OF THEM .
Sunday, July 26, 2015
ITALIAN ROAST...
I DREAMED THAT MY COFFEE CUP SAILED OUT TO SEA...AND A DOLPHIN FILLED IT WITH ITALIAN ROAST .
Saturday, July 25, 2015
MY PROSTITUTE...
I DREAMED THAT MY FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PROSTITUTE...HAD A "TWO FOR ONE SALE"...BUT SINCE I COULDN'T "GET IT UP" A SECOND TIME...I GOT A FREE PUPPY .
Friday, July 24, 2015
SPACE BADGERS...
I DREAMED THAT SPACE BADGERS INVADED THE EARTH...AND PEED IN ALL THE SWIMMING POOLS .
Thursday, July 23, 2015
WALK THE LINE...
I DREAMED I WALKED THE LINE BETWEEN SANITY AND GENIUS...THEN...SUDDENLY...WITHOUT WARNING...I PISSED ALL OVER IT .
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
THE FOUR HORSEMEN...
I DREAMED THAT THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSES GOT REALLY DRUNK...AND CRASHED INTO HUDSON BAY...AND WERE RESCUED BY A FLEET OF WHALES .
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
SEVEN BATS...
I DREAMED THAT THERE WERE SEVEN BATS PLAYING FIDDLES ON THE BEACH...A TUNA WAS STANDING ON THE WATER...WEEPING UNCONTROLLABLY .
Monday, July 20, 2015
THE BOY IN THE LAKE...
I DREAMED THAT MR. PORCUPINE SAW A CHILD DROWNING IN A LAKE...SO HE SWALLOWED EVERY OUNCE OF WATER AND BRIBED HIM TO GET OUT WITH A "MARS BAR" .
HE WAS A STUPID FUCKING KID .
HE WAS A STUPID FUCKING KID .
Sunday, July 19, 2015
MR . PORCUPINE...
I DREAMED THAT MR . PORCUPINE STEPPED INTO A PHONE BOOTH...EMERGED A SUPERHERO...AND RID THE WORLD OF DR . RACCOON AND HIS EVIL GANG OF TERRORISTS .
Saturday, July 18, 2015
CHARLES DARWIN...
I DREAMED A BIRD FLEW THROUGH MY WINDOW...AND EXPLAINED TO ME WHY CHARLES DARWIN WAS EATEN BY A GIANT TOASTER .
Friday, July 17, 2015
Thursday, July 16, 2015
TREE FROG...
I DREAMED THAT MY TREE FROG...ATE MY TREE...AND THEN CRAPPED OUT A SET OF TABLES AND CHAIRS .
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
SURFIN ' SASQUATCH...
I DREAMED THAT A SASQUATCH CAME RIDING THROUGH THE DESERT ON A SURF BOARD...HE WAS SMOKING A JOINT , LISTENING TO "THE BEACH BOYS" .
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
MONKEY AND BANANAS..
I DREAMED I WAS A MONKEY WHO SAILED AROUND THE WORLD...ONLY TO DISCOVER ALL I REALLY WANTED...WAS BANANAS .
Monday, July 13, 2015
THE BLACK NIGHT...
I DREAMED THAT THE BLACK NIGHT WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO EATING A BOOGER...HE EVENTUALLY COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THE SHAME .
Sunday, July 12, 2015
RACCOON'S
I DREAMED THAT ALL THE RACCOON'S ATE ALL THE SQUIRRELS...THEN WROTE AND PERFORMED A PLAY ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T EAT SQUIRRELS .
Saturday, July 11, 2015
THE MOON...AGAIN
I DREAMED THAT I SHOVELED THE MOON INTO HUDSON BAY...THEN COVERED IT WITH A PLASTIC TARP .
Friday, July 10, 2015
BUTTERFLY AND FROG...
I DREAMED THAT A BUTTERFLY MATED WITH A FROG...THEIR CHILD BECAME A DRUG ADDICT .
Thursday, July 9, 2015
MY RACCOON...
I DREAMED THAT MY RACCOON PLAYED A BANJO WITH THE BOY FROM "DELIVERANCE "...THEN HE SQUEALED LIKE A PIG .
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
ON THE BEACH...
I DREAMED I WALKED ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN...AND SPRAINED MY ANKLE ON THE BEACH IN SPAIN .
Monday, July 6, 2015
MY BULLFROG...
I DREAMED THAT MY BULLFROG SNEAKED INTO MY LIQUOR CABINET...AND DRANK ALL OF MY RUM .
Sunday, July 5, 2015
GO FISH...
I DREAMED I WAS IN THE WOODS...AND I STUMBLED UPON A FAMILY OF SASQUATCH PLAYING " GO FISH "...ONE OF THEM SEEMED TO BE CHEATING...ANOTHER WOULD NOT STOP FIDGETING WITH HIS BALLS...THE THIRD WAS TOO STONED TO GIVE A FUCK .
Saturday, July 4, 2015
I DREAMED I WAS A CABBAGE...
I DREAMED I WAS A CABBAGE...BUT NOT JUST ANY CABBAGE...BUT ONE WHO LIKED HAVING SEX WITH BUNNIES .
THE BUNNIES WERE CONFUSED .
THE BUNNIES WERE CONFUSED .
Friday, July 3, 2015
BLOW FISH...
I DREAMED I WAS A BLOW FISH...AND SOME FUCKING HAMMERHEAD SHARK FORCED ME TO MAKE HIM MY PIMP .
Thursday, July 2, 2015
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