JET PACK CROW...

I DREAMED THAT THE CROW HAD  A JET PACK FOR WINGS...YET HE STILL FLEW INTO THE WINDOW .

IN THE OUTBACK...

I DREAMED I WAS IN AUSTRALIA IN THE OUTBACK...EATING SQUASH OR PUNKIN SOUP...AND IT GAVE ME AN ORGASM .

THE VERY STRANGE CROW...

I DREAMED THAT A CROW HAD..." VOTE FOR JEB BUSH " BUTTONS AS WINGS...AND HE PERPETUALLY FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF A BUILDING .

DRAGON'S AND SHIT LIKE THAT...

I DREAMED THAT A DRAGON WAS PLAYING A FIDDLE BY THE BAY OF FUNDY...THEN THE GOVERNMENT BLEW HIM UP AND LIED ABOUT IT...LIKE E.T. OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT .

HOUND DOG VS PORCUPINE...

I DREAMED A HOUND DOG CHASED A PORCUPINE UP A TREE...AND HE KEPT ON GOING UNTIL HE REACHED THE SUN .

HELL , ETC .

I DREAMED THAT I WOKE UP IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR HELL...WHICH , OF COURSE , IS FAR WORSE THAN HELL ITSELF .

CAT JUGGLING...

I DREAMED I WAS A SNAKE...AND I WON A CAT JUGGLING CONTEST .

ROOSTER , ROOSTER...

I DREAMED THAT THE ROOSTER ATE ALL THE HENS...THEN THREW UP ALL OVER THE FARMERS WIFE .

CANDY UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED THAT A FROG HOPPED ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE...WHERE THERE WAS LOTS OF CANDY .

THE RAT...

I DREAMED THAT MY 20 $ BILL HAD A PICTURE OF A RAT WITH A HARD-ON ON THE BACK...AND HE WAS HIGH .

TROLL SEX...

I DREAMED THAT THE TROLLS...HAD SEX WITH THE PIXIES...ON THE BACK OF A BLUE WHALE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN .

THE PIXIE...

I DREAMED THAT A SASQUATCH TURNED INTO A PIXIE...THEN FLOATED ACROSS THE MID-MORNING LAKE .

NEWFOUNDLAND ALIENS...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD WAS TAKEN OVER BY ALIENS FROM NEWFOUNDLAND...AND EVERYONE DRANK THEMSELVES TO DEATH .

PIGEON SEX...

I DREAMED I SAW TWO PIGEONS HAVING SEX...AND THEY GAVE BIRTH TO A LOON .

CRABSTERS...

I DREAMED THAT THE CRABS AND LOBSTERS PUT AN END TO THEIR BITTER LITTLE WAR BY IN-BREEDING...THEY CALLED THEMSELVES CRABSTERS . 

GIANT LOBSTER...

I DREAMED OF A GIANT LOBSTER WITH NO CLAWS...HE JUST SAT THERE AND CRIED .

BLACK PLAGUE MICE...

I DREAMED THAT MICE CARRYING THE BLACK PLAGUE INVADED OUR LAND...BUT THE MICE WERE ALL WEARING PINK SKIRTS .

SUN MONKEYS...

I DREAMED THAT THE WORLD FELL INTO THE SUN...BUT THE MONKEYS FORMED A LINE AND STOPPED OUR PLUMMET...WE GAVE THEM BANANAS .

WORLD PEACE...

I DREAMED THAT PEACE CAME TO THE LAND...AND EVERYONE HAD A BRAIN HEMORRHAGE .

MY CAT MADE ME SOUP...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT MADE ME SOUP...BUT THEN I NOTICED THAT MY BUDGIE WAS NO LONGER AROUND .

DANCING PIGS...

I DREAMED THAT I SAW INTO THE SOUL OF THE UNIVERSE...AND THERE WERE DANCING PIGS THAT RECITED THE NEW TESTAMENT IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES .

LOST IN SPACE...

I DREAMED THAT THE EYES OF ALL PEOPLE WERE OPENED...AND SUDDENLY IT OCCURED TO EVERYONE...WE WERE LOST IN SPACE .

ANOTHER UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED I ROAD A SILENT RODENT INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE...I CRASHED UPON A SUN MADE OF ICE...AND SLID INTO THE LAP OF A SPACE YETI .

THE GREAT APE...

I DREAMED A GREAT APE WAS TRAVELLING THE UNIVERSE...AND PISSING UPON IT AS HE WENT ALONG .

INTERNET CAT...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT GOT FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET...THEN DIED OF A DRUG OVERDOSE .

HOTDOG EATING CONTEST...

I DREAMED THAT THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE...HAD A HOTDOG EATING CONTEST...BUT GOD FORGOT TO BRING THE MUSTARD .

THE OCEAN...

I DREAMED THAT THE OCEAN WAS PAVED WITH JOY AND PEACE AND LOVE...AND EVERYONE KILLED EACH OTHER TO GET IT .