ICELAND...

I DREAMED THAT ICELAND BECAME THE NEW WORLD POWER...AND SKINNY DIPPING THUS BECAME THE NEW WORLD SPORT .

RAT AND DOUBLE RAT...

I DREAMED THAT A RAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON...IT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT RATS WERE BETTER THAN MICE...THING IS...THE HEROIN IN HIS VEINS MADE HIS HEAD EXPLODE...AND THE GOVERNMENT BILLED HIS FAMILY 5000 DOLLARS TO CLEAN UP THE MESS .

POTATO CHIP TRANSVESTITE...

I DREAMED THAT I FELL INTO THE GREY SKY...AND WAS SAVED BY THE POTATO CHIP TRANSVESTITE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION .

PENIS MAN...GETS SUCKED IN...

I DREAMED THAT IN A GALAXY FAR , FAR AWAY...PENIS MAN GOT SUCKED IN BY THE POWERS OF EVIL...THING IS...HE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND .

THE EAGLES...

I DREAMED THAT A NEST OF EAGLES MOVED INTO THE APARTMENT NEXT TO MINE...AND THEY WERE A BUNCH OF DRUNKS .

PLATO...

I DREAMED THAT PLATO WENT MENTALLY RETARDED...AND TOOK A BATH IN PEACE , LOVE AND JOY .

COLUMBUS...

I DREAMED THAT COLUMBUS WAS A DRUG ADDICT...AND IN 1492...HE SAILED THE OCEAN PINK , RED AND PURPLE .

BLIND AS A BAT

I DREAMED THAT WE ALL BECAME BATS...AND FLEW INTO A BLACK HOLE AND WERE LOST FOREVER .

POOR POOTY CAT...

I DREAMED I WAS A CAT...AND BECAME A "YOU TUBE" STAR...THEN I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND HAD MY EARS CUT OFF .

THE PRICK CREATURE...

I DREAMED THAT THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON WAS ACTUALLY FROM MARS...THEY LEFT HIM HERE BECAUSE HE WAS A PRICK TO ALL THE OTHER CREATURES .

THE APPLE DINOSAUR GANG...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE TREES TURNED INTO DINOSAURS...AND THEY ATE THE APPLES OFF OF EACH OTHER .

MY AMERICAN SPANIEL...

I DREAMED THAT MY SPANIEL LEARNED TO PLAY THE FIDDLE...AND HE GOT SO FAMOUS THAT HE BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC .

NUDE MODELING...

I DREAMED I WAS NUDE MODELING...AND SOME IDIOT DREW ME WITH TITS .

THE TINY BUCKET...

I DREAMED THAT A RAGING RIVER...RAN INTO A TINY BUCKET...AND EVERY NIGHT...LOST SOULS WOULD SWIM AS THE SUN SET .

SHELL-LESS CRAB...WITH NO SHELL...

I DREAMED I WAS A CRAB WITH NO SHELL...SO I YELLED AS LAUD AS I COULD TO COMPENSATE .

LOCH NESS MONSTER HAD SEX CHANGE .

I DREAMED THAT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HAD A SEX CHANGE...WHICH , OF COURSE...ALLOWED BIGFOOT TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET .

THE ROBIN...

I DREAMED THAT THERE WAS A ROBIN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW...AND HE WAS STONE ON GRASS...DANCING TO STEVIE WONDER .

HE TRIED TO TAKE OFF...BUT HIS EAR PHONES WERE STILL PLUGGED IN...AND HE BROKE HIS NECK .

CAT INC .

I DREAMED THAT CATS CONTAINED ALL THE UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE...BUT THEY WOULD NOT SHARE IT WITH US BECAUSE WE ARE SO MEAN...SO WE SLAUGHTERED THEM .

PETER THE PENIS...

I DREAMED THAT PETER THE PENIS DID A COMMERCIAL FOR SOME KIND OF BREAKFAST CEREAL...HE WAS JUST SMILING THERE ON THE COVER...SO PROUD .

I DREAMED THAT THE BEGGER WHIP-DIDDLE...

I DREAMED THAT THE BEGGER WHIP-DIDDLE...GOT PREGNANT WITH THE KEY TO THE UNIVERSE...BUT NOBODY CARED BECAUSE HE LOOKED FUNNY .

FAMILY PHOTOS...

I DREAMED THAT THE OCEAN FLOODED EVERYONE'S BRAINS...AS THEY BEAT EACH OTHER WITH STICKS AND THEIR RELATIVES TOOK FAMILY PHOTOS .

CRAB LOVE...

I DREAMED THAT A LOBSTER MARRIED A CRAB...AND THEY WERE BOTH EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE LATTER DAY CHURCH OF SHELLFISH .

MOON PEOPLE...

I DREAMED THAT I WENT TO THE MOON...AND ALL THE MOON PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND AND  BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN I INFORMED THEM THAT THERE GREEN CHEESE TASTED LIKE SHIT .

DUCKS CROSSING...

I DREAMED THAT THERE WERE DUCKS CROSSING THE ROAD...AND THEY NEVER STOPPED .

ANTLER AND HOOF...

I DREAMED I WAS EATING GLASS AND DRINKING BEER FROM A DEER'S LEFT ANTLER .

THE GRAND CANYON...

I DREAMED THAT THE GRAND CANYON WAS FILLED WITH MUSTARD...AND GIANT HOT-DOGS FROM OUTER SPACE WERE INVADING IT .

SHITTY HAIRCUTS...

I DREAMED THAT THE MOON PEOPLE HARVESTED OUR TESTICLES FOR BOWLING...AND THE OTHER THING THEY WANTED FROM US WERE OUR SHITTY HAIRCUTS THAT MATCHED .