DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY...

I DREAMED THAT EVERYONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST WAS INFORMED THAT HOMOSEXUALITY AND MASTURBATION WERE PERFECTLY NORMAL...AND THEN THERE WAS WORLD PEACE WITHIN A WEEK .

ODE TO A RABBIT...

I DREAMED I PULLED A HAT OUT OF A RABBIT'S ASS .

MACA PLANTS...

I DREAMED THAT AN ARMY OF MACA PLANTS...TOOK OVER THE WORLD...AND THE ONLY FORM OF WORSHIP THEY WOULD ACCEPT WAS AN ERECTION .

BANJO WORM...

I DREAMED THAT MY WORM LEARNED TO PLAY THE BANJO...BUT THEY THREW ROCKS AT HIM BECAUSE ONE STRING WAS OUT OF TUNE .

REASONABLE DREAM...

I DREAMED THAT MY PENIS WAS BEING JERKED AROUND .

WINTER TIME...

I DREAMED THAT WINTER BURNED A WHOLE IN MY UNDERWEAR...AND EVERYONE GOT SUSPICIOUS .

THE RIVER AND THE SEA...

I DREAMED THAT THE RIVER BECAME AFRAID OF THE SEA...AND THE WATER STOPPED BEFORE IT ENTERED .

SONG OF JOY...

I DREAMED THAT MY PORCUPINE'S QUILLS TURNED INTO MARSHMALLOW...AND ALL HE HAD TO PROTECT HIMSELF WITH... WAS A SONG OF JOY .

THE DECEITFUL RAT...

I DREAMED THAT IN 1492 , COLUMBUS SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE...AND THERE WAS A RAT IN HIS CABIN...THAT LIED TO HIM ABOUT THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE .

CAT JUGGLING...

I DREAMED THAT I JUGGLED CATS...AND THEY ALL FLEW AWAY...OUT OF MY ARMS AND INTO THE SUN .

I DREAMED THAT OWLS COVERED THE MOON .

CAT HEAD...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT...WORE A CAT HEAD AROUND HIS NECK ...AND IT WOULD WINK AT YOU .

MY CAT LOST HIS EARS...

I DREAMED MY CAT LOST HIS EARS...AND FOUND THEM IN HIS MILK DISH .

MOZART AND THE RACCOONS...

I DREAMED THAT RACCOONS  WERE IN MY GARBAGE...AND THEY HAD BACKGROUND MUSIC WHILE THEY WERE EATING...MOZART , I BELIEVE .

CARROT WORSHIP...

I DREAMED THAT MY BUNNY WAS WORSHIPING HIS CARROT...AND HE EVENTUALLY TURNED YELLOW AND SILENT .

CAT WITH THREE HEADS...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT HAD THREE HEADS...AND EACH ONE SPOKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE...BUT HE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE .

MY RHINO...

I DREAMED THAT MY RHINO LOST ITS HORN...AND WAS REPLACED BY ETERNAL TRUTH .

DREAM : GYPSY MAN

WALK ON THE WATER , GYPSY MAN
WALK ON THE WATER AND FIND IT
YOU WERE GYPSY
BEFORE I EVER DREAMED OF
AND ALL I EVER DID WAS HIDE IT

THE UNIVERSE RAN OUT OF BATTERIES

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE RAN OUT OF BATTERIES .

GOAT AND LEMMING BLUES...

I DREAMED THAT ALL THE GOATS THOUGHT THEY WERE LEMMINGS...AND RAN OFF THE CLIFF .

LEOPARD SHELL...

YOU CAN BUY A LEOPARD SHELL IN THE SOUVENIR SHOP...WHICH SAVES YOU ALL THAT WASTED FUCKING TIME ON THE BEACH .

THE BEETLE...

I DREAMED THAT I DISCOVERED A BEETLE THAT COULD CURE CANCER...BUT IT WAS ALSO DELICIOUS...SO WE ATE THEM ALL .

DONUT EARTH...

I DREAMED THAT PLANET EARTH TURNED INTO A DONUT...THEN ALIENS REALLY DID COME AROUND FOR A VISIT .

WINDOW CAT...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT WAS A WINDOW...AND I SAW ETERNITY UP HIS HOLE .

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT BELIEVING IN GOD...

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT BELIEVING IN GOD...MOST PEOPLE WITH A SIMILAR BELIEF SYSTEM...USED IT TO LEAD THEIR LIVES INTO A SHITSTORM OF AWFUL BEHAVIOR .

...BUT I STILL BELIEVE .

THE INCREDIBLE WORM...

I DREAMED THAT A WORM...ATE A DEAD PERSON...THEN SHITTED THEM BACK OUT...ALIVE .

I FLEW TO THE MOON...

I DREAMED I FLEW TO THE MOON AND PLAYED THE PIANO...AND THE MAN IN THE MOON SAID I SUCKED .

RACCOON UNIVERSE...

I DREAMED I WAS A RACCOON...AND I FELL INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE...WHERE EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS A RAT...EVENTUALLY...I , AS WELL...THOUGHT I WAS A RAT .

BREAD...

I DREAMED I WAS SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN TWO GIANT PIECES OF BREAD...AND EVERYONE KEPT TELLING ME NOT TO WORRY .