...the end...

...the end...

tennis with mad man...

i dreamed that i played tennis with a mad man...as the aliens pummelled us with shit .

...the cat...

i dreamed that the cat fell off the roof...into a land of prehistoric badgers .

my pineapple...

i dreamed that my pineapple...beat the shit out of my banana...then threw it to a monkey .

pink , puffy ferry...

i dreamed i trapped  a pink  , puffy ferry inside my pillow...he just sat there .

the tiger and the mountain...

i dreamed that a tiger fell off a mountain and died while chasing a duck .

the secret of oral sex...

billy dreamed that his penis was turning into a swallow...and as oral sex was being performed on him...he kept on saying..." swallow , swallow " .

egomaniac rat...

...i dreamed that the rat grew wheels for legs...and became an egomaniac .

...the ferries and the water...

i dreamed that the ocean was poured into the lake...and the ferries skimmed the soup off the top .

the universe...

i dreamed that the universe was washed into a plastic bag...then set adrift to sea .

bad rat...

last night i dreamed that a rat ate my banjo .

the fate of the world...

i dreamed that the world fell into tiny pieces...and was smoked into another dimension .

the ping-pong monster...

i dreamed that i played a killer , green , slimy monster a game of ping-pong...he cheated and i pretended not to notice .

parallel universe...

i dreamed my soul was flushed down the toilet into a parallel universe .

the giant skate...

i dreamed that the giant skate jumped out of the water and danced across the sky .

eternally melting sun...

i dreamed that my horse grew tired of this universe...and flew into the reality of of a naked , eternally melting sun .

...the biggest smile...

i dreamed that i saw these dead people playing poker on a tombstone in a graveyard...and the one with the biggest smile was bluffing .

a cow story...

i dreamed that my cow sucked her own utter to the bone...then stuck it up up her nose .

johnny dick...

...i dreamed that johnny dick and the suckers...played a gig at the penis a-go-go .

king solomon...

l saw king solomon...dressed like a turtle...sinking into the midnight sky .

space monkey's

i dreamed that giant space vacuum cleaners...sucked all the space monkey's bald .

...biscuits...

i dreamed that dust turned into biscuits...and then sailed onto the moon .

the grasshopper...

i dreamed that the grasshopper turned into a bird...then walked into a river and drowned .

my penguin...

i dreamed that my penguin was stoned on the beech...handing out tokes to all the killer whales .

bald poodle...

...i dreamed that my poodle went bald...and lost his way through the forest .

ralking greek...

...i dreamed that the universe was just one little water molecule ...that could talk greek .

...planet janet...

i dreamed that i moved to PLANET JANET...and raised a crop of sea weed .

the giant penis...

...i dreamed that a giant penis from outer-space...masturbated on the sun and extinguished it .

crow feet...

i dreamed that my feet turned into crows...and flew me into the cage of eternal orgasms .

...my monkey...

i dreamed that my monkey...grew wings...flew into a wall...and broke his neck .

...turned to stone...

i dreamed that all the POCKET PUSSIES in the world...were turned to stone .

the tooth ferry

i dreamed that the tooth ferry had a sex change...then bumped into the wall  of sacred emotions .

blade of grass...

...i dreamed that an angel read me the sports scores...then took me to a planet where the games were lost somewhere under a blade of grass .

...the universe...

i dreamed that the universe was found in the bottom of a serial bowl...and sugar was its mortal enemy .

SPACE MONKEYS...

i dreamed that the MILKY WAY was turned into chocolate bars...and all the space monkeys got cavities .

...the whales...

i dreamed that the whales sang the blues...and the waves rock and rolled .

the mars factor...

i dreamed that every little boy and girl held hands on mars...and froze to death .

THE SNABBIT...

...i dreamed that my rabbit bred with a snake...and it was called a snabbit .

THE MONKEY'S ASS...

...i dreamed that the universe...was fired out a monkey's ass .

POTATO ??? POTATOE ???

i dreamed that the world was divided into two camps...the potato people...and the patatoe people...and they beat the shit out of each other .

GARBAGE ???

i dreamed that rock and roll...was replaced by pretty little boys and girls who sang garbage .

walls and pancakes...

...i dreamed that walls turned into pancakes...and we ate our way to freedom .

the cat and his tails...

i dreamed that my cat had three tails...and each one , when waved...would penetrate a different layer of reality .

DANCING TURDS

I DREAMED THAT THERE WERE DANCING TURDS IN THE TOILET BOWL...( IT SEEMED A SHAME TO FLUSH THEM DOWN ) .

insects and my hand...

i dreamed that my hand suddenly had the imprint of insects dancing upon it .

the potato...

i dreamed that every shitty thing in the universe...was projected upon one potato .

IF MY PENIS HAD WINGS...

...i dreamed that my penis grew wings...and flew right into %^*&£%"  (*&%"* .

fuck off...

i dreamed that there were bugs crawling all over my hand...one stopped what he was doing and told me to FUCK OFF .

pet cow...

i dreamed that my cow...had a penis .

carrot ate bunny...

i dreamed that a carrot ate my bunny...and then became the world's best '' bingo '' player .

pigeon and the universe...

i dreamed a pigeon had a shit on the universe...and the rain washed it all away .

poker with trolls...

i dreamed i was playing poker with a group of trolls...and the winner got to sleep under the bridge that night .

rat god...

i dreamed that the rat god...tied all the tails of all the rats together while they were sleeping .

elvis rats...

i dreamed that all the rats in the world began to look like elvis...and they grew sideburns and greased their hair back .

baby dragon...

i dreamed that a baby dragon attacked me in my sleep...i strangled him until he disappeared .

1492...

I DREAMED MY CAT GOT CAUGHT IN A TIME MACHINE AND HALF OF HIM WENT TO SAIL WITH COLUMBUS .

the loch ness monster...

i dreamed that the loch ness monster drank himself to death .

I DREAMED MY GOLDFISH...

I DREAMED THAT MY GOLDFISH PAINTED THE SIDES OF HIS BOWL .

COW AND MOON...

I DREAMED THAT THE COW FLEW INTO THE MOON AND CRASHED IT INTO A THOUSAND PIECES .

THE HORSES...

I DREAMED MY PET RAT WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY...AND WAS IMMEDIATELY DESCENDED UPON AND EATEN BY A 1000 SCREAMING HORSES .

THE UNIVERSE...

i dreamed that the universe fell down the stair case...and was battered around the house by a cat .

the row boat...

i dreamed i paddled my row boat...over a sea of breasts .

losing weight...

i dreamed i lost 193 pounds...which was weird because i only weighed 186 pounds .

END OF ALL...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS A GIANT POODLE...AND IT ENDED WHEN IT GOT HIT BY A CAR .

BEACH KITTENS...

I DREAMED THAT THE SAND...DECLARED WAR WITH THE BEACH...AND ALL THE BEACH KITTENS DROWNED .

THE SAILING SPIDER...

I DREAMED THAT  A SPIDER HAD A JOINT IN EACH HAND...AND HE SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS .

THE LAND OF DOG...

I DREAMED THAT A FISH CARRIED THE UNIVERSE TO THE LAND OF DOG...AND THERE WAS UPHEAVAL .

MY CUCUMBER...

I DREAMED THAT MY CUCUMBER COMMITTED SUICIDE...AND SQUISHED HIS HEAD UNDER A UNICORN .

THE SUPER BOWL...

I DREAMED I FLOATED ABOVE THE SUPER BOWL...AND I WATCHED PARTICIPANTS RIP EACH OTHERS EYES OUT AND SPIT AT EACH OTHER .

RADIO MUSIC...2016

I DREAMED MY RADIO FARTED INSTEAD OF PLAYED MUSIC...THEN I REALIZED THAT I WAS NOT DREAMING .

CAT AND BALLS...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT LICKED HIS BALLS IN A PUBLIC PARK...AND WAS GIVEN THREE MONTHS IN THE SLAMMER .

CRACKER WARS...

I DREAM THAT MY CRACKER GOT EATEN BY ITS EGO...AND THE REMAINS FELL INTO THE SUN .

MY MONKEY...

I DREAMED THAT MY MONKEY FLEW AWAY INTO ANOTHER GALAXY...AND BECAME A TRUCK DRIVER .

MY LEFT NUT...

I DREAMED THAT MY LEFT TESTICLE MOVED TO AUSTRALIA...AND BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC .

SQUIRREL

I DREAMED THAT THERE WAS SQUIRREL IN MY RACCOON SALAD...AND THE FUR GOT STUCK IN MY TEETH .

THE TOBOGGANING YETI...

I DREAMED A YETI...TOOK A SLED DOWN THE HILL...RAN INTO A TREE...AND CHIPPED A TOOTH .

NOSE PICKING WORM...

I DREAMED THAT A WORM WAS PICKING ITS NOSE...AND THE DARWINIST LIT UP A JOINT .

THE FINAL BATTLE...

I DREAMED THAT A CAIN BEETLE AND A MAGGOT HAD A FIGHT...AND THE WINNER CONTROLLED TH GALAXY .

FIRE BREATHING DRAGON...

I DREAMED THAT ONE DRAGON ACCIDENTALLY BREATHED FIRE WHILE KISSING ANOTHER ,

THE COCKROACHES...

I DREAMED THAT COCKROACHES TOOK OVER THE PLANET...AND FIXED EVERYTHING IN A COUPLE OF YEARS .

MY COW...

I DREAMED THAT MY COW MILKED ITSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC...AND GOT RAN OVER .

MY CAT BARKED...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT BARKED...IN SPANISH .

THE BLUE FOX'S...

I DREAMED THAT I PISSED ON THE SUN...AND EXTINGUISHED IT...UNTIL THE BLUE FOX'S APPEARED .

SHEEP...CURE FOR CANCER...

I DREAMED THAT THIS SHEEP DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER...AND EVERYONE CELEBRATED BY EATING HIM .

THE UNIVERSE AND THE DRAIN PIPE...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE GOT SUCKED UP A DRAIN PIPE...AND THE SKY ADOPTED ITS OWN  UNIQUE HUE .

BI-SEXUAL ALLIGATOR...

I DREAMED THAT REALITY BECAME A BI-SEXUAL ALLIGATOR WHO LEAPED ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN  TO READ POETRY TO THE KING OF SPAIN .

MY ROAST...

I DREAMED MY ROAST WAS IN THE OVEN...PLAYING THE GUITAR...WHICH WAS FINE...BUT OFF KEY .

OLD DRUNKEN PROSTITUTE...

I DREAMED THAT THIS OLD DRUNKEN PROSTITUTE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR UNIVERSE .