THE SAILING SPIDER...

I DREAMED THAT  A SPIDER HAD A JOINT IN EACH HAND...AND HE SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS .

THE LAND OF DOG...

I DREAMED THAT A FISH CARRIED THE UNIVERSE TO THE LAND OF DOG...AND THERE WAS UPHEAVAL .

MY CUCUMBER...

I DREAMED THAT MY CUCUMBER COMMITTED SUICIDE...AND SQUISHED HIS HEAD UNDER A UNICORN .

THE SUPER BOWL...

I DREAMED I FLOATED ABOVE THE SUPER BOWL...AND I WATCHED PARTICIPANTS RIP EACH OTHERS EYES OUT AND SPIT AT EACH OTHER .

RADIO MUSIC...2016

I DREAMED MY RADIO FARTED INSTEAD OF PLAYED MUSIC...THEN I REALIZED THAT I WAS NOT DREAMING .

CAT AND BALLS...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT LICKED HIS BALLS IN A PUBLIC PARK...AND WAS GIVEN THREE MONTHS IN THE SLAMMER .

CRACKER WARS...

I DREAM THAT MY CRACKER GOT EATEN BY ITS EGO...AND THE REMAINS FELL INTO THE SUN .

MY MONKEY...

I DREAMED THAT MY MONKEY FLEW AWAY INTO ANOTHER GALAXY...AND BECAME A TRUCK DRIVER .

MY LEFT NUT...

I DREAMED THAT MY LEFT TESTICLE MOVED TO AUSTRALIA...AND BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC .

SQUIRREL

I DREAMED THAT THERE WAS SQUIRREL IN MY RACCOON SALAD...AND THE FUR GOT STUCK IN MY TEETH .

THE TOBOGGANING YETI...

I DREAMED A YETI...TOOK A SLED DOWN THE HILL...RAN INTO A TREE...AND CHIPPED A TOOTH .

NOSE PICKING WORM...

I DREAMED THAT A WORM WAS PICKING ITS NOSE...AND THE DARWINIST LIT UP A JOINT .

THE FINAL BATTLE...

I DREAMED THAT A CAIN BEETLE AND A MAGGOT HAD A FIGHT...AND THE WINNER CONTROLLED TH GALAXY .

FIRE BREATHING DRAGON...

I DREAMED THAT ONE DRAGON ACCIDENTALLY BREATHED FIRE WHILE KISSING ANOTHER ,

THE COCKROACHES...

I DREAMED THAT COCKROACHES TOOK OVER THE PLANET...AND FIXED EVERYTHING IN A COUPLE OF YEARS .

MY COW...

I DREAMED THAT MY COW MILKED ITSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC...AND GOT RAN OVER .

MY CAT BARKED...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT BARKED...IN SPANISH .

THE BLUE FOX'S...

I DREAMED THAT I PISSED ON THE SUN...AND EXTINGUISHED IT...UNTIL THE BLUE FOX'S APPEARED .

SHEEP...CURE FOR CANCER...

I DREAMED THAT THIS SHEEP DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER...AND EVERYONE CELEBRATED BY EATING HIM .

THE UNIVERSE AND THE DRAIN PIPE...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE GOT SUCKED UP A DRAIN PIPE...AND THE SKY ADOPTED ITS OWN  UNIQUE HUE .

BI-SEXUAL ALLIGATOR...

I DREAMED THAT REALITY BECAME A BI-SEXUAL ALLIGATOR WHO LEAPED ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN  TO READ POETRY TO THE KING OF SPAIN .

MY ROAST...

I DREAMED MY ROAST WAS IN THE OVEN...PLAYING THE GUITAR...WHICH WAS FINE...BUT OFF KEY .

OLD DRUNKEN PROSTITUTE...

I DREAMED THAT THIS OLD DRUNKEN PROSTITUTE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR UNIVERSE .