poker with trolls...

i dreamed i was playing poker with a group of trolls...and the winner got to sleep under the bridge that night .

rat god...

i dreamed that the rat god...tied all the tails of all the rats together while they were sleeping .

elvis rats...

i dreamed that all the rats in the world began to look like elvis...and they grew sideburns and greased their hair back .

baby dragon...

i dreamed that a baby dragon attacked me in my sleep...i strangled him until he disappeared .

1492...

I DREAMED MY CAT GOT CAUGHT IN A TIME MACHINE AND HALF OF HIM WENT TO SAIL WITH COLUMBUS .

the loch ness monster...

i dreamed that the loch ness monster drank himself to death .

I DREAMED MY GOLDFISH...

I DREAMED THAT MY GOLDFISH PAINTED THE SIDES OF HIS BOWL .

COW AND MOON...

I DREAMED THAT THE COW FLEW INTO THE MOON AND CRASHED IT INTO A THOUSAND PIECES .

THE HORSES...

I DREAMED MY PET RAT WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY...AND WAS IMMEDIATELY DESCENDED UPON AND EATEN BY A 1000 SCREAMING HORSES .

THE UNIVERSE...

i dreamed that the universe fell down the stair case...and was battered around the house by a cat .

the row boat...

i dreamed i paddled my row boat...over a sea of breasts .

losing weight...

i dreamed i lost 193 pounds...which was weird because i only weighed 186 pounds .

END OF ALL...

I DREAMED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS A GIANT POODLE...AND IT ENDED WHEN IT GOT HIT BY A CAR .

BEACH KITTENS...

I DREAMED THAT THE SAND...DECLARED WAR WITH THE BEACH...AND ALL THE BEACH KITTENS DROWNED .