Dream Investigator: March 2016

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

I DREAMED THAT THERE WERE DANCING TURDS IN THE TOILET BOWL...( IT SEEMED A SHAME TO FLUSH THEM DOWN ) .

i dreamed that my hand suddenly had the imprint of insects dancing upon it .

i dreamed that every shitty thing in the universe...was projected upon one potato .

...i dreamed that my penis grew wings...and flew right into %^*&£%" (*&%"* .

i dreamed that there were bugs crawling all over my hand...one stopped what he was doing and told me to FUCK OFF .

i dreamed that my cow...had a penis .

i dreamed that a carrot ate my bunny...and then became the world's best '' bingo '' player .

i dreamed a pigeon had a shit on the universe...and the rain washed it all away .