...planet janet...

i dreamed that i moved to PLANET JANET...and raised a crop of sea weed .

the giant penis...

...i dreamed that a giant penis from outer-space...masturbated on the sun and extinguished it .

crow feet...

i dreamed that my feet turned into crows...and flew me into the cage of eternal orgasms .

...my monkey...

i dreamed that my monkey...grew wings...flew into a wall...and broke his neck .

...turned to stone...

i dreamed that all the POCKET PUSSIES in the world...were turned to stone .

the tooth ferry

i dreamed that the tooth ferry had a sex change...then bumped into the wall  of sacred emotions .

blade of grass...

...i dreamed that an angel read me the sports scores...then took me to a planet where the games were lost somewhere under a blade of grass .