god's hockey game...

I dreamed that God decided to turn the world into one giant hockey rink ; and that everyone would simply just fuck around and play hockey until they died . But right before the game , they all decided to burn their hocky sticks as a thank you to the All Mighty . But then they had no hocky sticks to play with . And oh , how they cursed God .


Dream , eh ???

the psychopath...

Last night I dreamed that a friend of mine took some psychopath to his church . The psychopath promptly climbed into the top thing-a-ma-jig part and lit a fire . My friend went crazy and , though I did everything in my power to stop but  I could not . He ran away into the distance , not giving a flying fuck about anything besides himself  getting away .


Well , it is a good way to keep in shape .

the army...

I dreamed I was the leader of an army that was assigned to invade a non-existent planet . All my troops were behind me ; we were "armed to the teeth' ; it looked really fucking good . Thing is , however , we had nowhere to go . It was at this point that one of my officers-stoned out of his fucking mind-brought out the deck of cards . And there-by beginning our eternity . 


What game of cards were you playing ?

the butterful...

I dreamed I was a butterfly . But I could not stop playing with my vagina . Everywhere I went , people would never stop to look at my beauty . All they saw was me playing with my snatch . And they thought I was despicable . Then one day , a little boy cut off my wings ; and everyone was happy .


Yea , butterfly !!!

the turd

I dreamed I pulled a turd out of my bottom . It said to me : "why did you take me out before my time ??? " Now the entire world must die . I know you don't think such little things matter ; but when you see your silly fucked up planet blown into sweet fuck all , you will then get the picture ". I tried to shove the turd back up my ass but it was too late .


Indeed , the turd probably represents shit . Who knows when there will have been one too many shit fests for this planet to handle . 

no clothes

I dreamed that I took off my clothes and I was a girl . I was about to be horrified , but then , from nowhere , a dozen elves appeared and told me how all men are women when you really get down to it . Then they all held hands and danced around me in a circle , singing "Kum-By-Ya , My Lord" .


Did they dance to the left , or to the right ??? 

the rat

I dreamed this rat was licking his balls . Then , all of the sudden , a ferret grabbed them , pulled them right off his body , and ran to the local bowling ally where he threw them down the ally and got a perfect score...and then he dropped dead as all the animals around him applauded . 

Indeed , even in life when we win...sometimes we lose .