the end...

I dreamed that the world was coming to an end . I could see it over the horizon . Yet just beyond it , I could see dinosaurs . I could tell that they were the new beginning .They were all getting along so well . The big ones , making love to the little ones . They smiled at me from a distance .


Yea , dinosaurs .

the monkey

I dreamed there was a man with no arms , playing a piano . Then I saw another man who was half dead , lying in a ditch ; he was cursing his rescuer . There was also a monkey masturbating in a tree ; and he said : "this is really fucked up " .

hemorrhoids

i dreamed this lady had hemorrhoids
she was in great distress
and she ran to the corner store
and bought every fucking thing she could find
everything , that is
but shit to rub on her ass

she said that the chicken wings
healed her

world crashing down

i dreamed that the world came crashing down
and all the little boys and girls
were ushered back to school
but this time the curriculum had changed
you know
instead of history
they had stealing
instead of geography
selling shit on the black market
and instead of math
advanced cannibalism

enrollment actually went up  

bunnies and carrots

I dreamed that all the cabbages in the world waged war on all the carrots in the world . The bunny rabbits took exception to this and joined forces with the carrots . The carrots just assumed that the bunnies were their friends . They were not .


There are many reasons to be nice to another . Because you are nice is just one of them . 

mouth wash...

I dreamed I bought a five ounce bottle of mouth wash...then the sales man gave me a children's plastic swimming pool to drink it in . For some reason , I figured that he wanted me to fill the whole fucking thing with mouth wash...then drink it . So then I left .


Yea , mouth wash .

two naked women...

There they were , two naked women , licking each other from top to bottom . Caressing , holding , sweat saturating their bodied as the sun shined off  their damp , hot skin . Suddenly , the door broke open wide...and there before them was the wolf man !!! He howled violently as he ripped off their heads and bowled them down the main corridor . Then I woke up ; my heart pounding .